# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1441 "2013-05-08T17:30:16Z")
Are they regulation super-titanium-grade steel or did you opt for the May-God-Have-Mercy-On-My-Soul package? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1442 "2013-05-08T18:27:45Z")
Which was cheapest? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1443 "2013-05-08T18:47:44Z")
The thrice-rusted tin cup earmuffs, covered in partially digested muslin, are the very cheapest. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1444 "2013-05-08T18:49:35Z")
Would you like to rephrase that in the form of a question? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1445 "2013-05-08T18:56:27Z")
Was my evil twin just here? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1446 "2013-05-08T18:59:02Z")
Is it named Molly? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1447 "2013-05-08T19:10:52Z")
Oh my word, is SHE here too? Have you hid the mayonaisse? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1448 "2013-05-08T19:15:03Z")
So, were you the one who left all the condiments within arms reach the last time she came over? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1449 "2013-05-08T19:17:45Z")
What? Weren’t you there when we buried Harry and those folks from New Orleans? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1450 "2013-05-08T19:20:06Z")
Didn’t you see me standing there with a shovel, a stake, a clove of garlic, a hammer and two cases of creamed corn? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1451 "2013-05-08T19:20:30Z")
Wasn’t that two questions, **Prof. Pepperwinkle**? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1452 "2013-05-08T19:21:10Z")
When did you learn to count? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1453 "2013-05-08T19:21:54Z")
So? Isn’t it “Question_ **s** _” only? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1454 "2013-05-08T20:12:28Z")
How could so many people have misunderstood the thread title all this time? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1455 "2013-05-08T20:46:05Z")
Do you think perhaps they were too busy laughing at Ed Zotti’s cartoons? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1456 "2013-05-09T04:04:58Z")
Who draws like that anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1457 "2013-05-09T05:14:16Z")
But can you draw a crowd? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1458 "2013-05-09T11:59:31Z")
Hey, hey, hey, how would you like to lose that extra weight, grow your hair back, win the love and admiration of hundreds of beautiful women, forget about erectile disfunction, and become a millionaire overnight, or your money back? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1459 "2013-05-09T12:06:53Z")
You didn’t give money to that Nigerian price, did you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1460 "2013-05-09T12:20:14Z")
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