# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1461 "2013-05-09T12:32:33Z")
Do you really want me to turn a typo into a bad joke? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1462 "2013-05-09T12:44:22Z")
Well, could you turn it into a good joke? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1463 "2013-05-09T12:46:50Z")
How good would you like it to be? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1464 "2013-05-09T12:52:59Z")
Could we get Kenneth Brannagh to direct it, Stephen Spielberg to produce it, could it star Rachel Weisz and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and have additional cartoon voices from Robin Williams? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1465 "2013-05-09T12:57:15Z")
Geez … you want fries with that, too? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1466 "2013-05-09T12:58:53Z")
Oh, good, could you get Stephen Fry to come in and do a small bit as well? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1467 "2013-05-09T13:04:27Z")
Not one to rest on your huge laurels, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1468 "2013-05-09T13:06:48Z")
My laurels are quite hardy, thank you: How big a budget do we have, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1469 "2013-05-09T13:12:51Z")
Does the phrase “In for a penny, in for a pound” mean anything to you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1470 "2013-05-09T13:14:48Z")
Are you suggesting we get Kaley Cuoco, too? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1471 "2013-05-09T13:17:45Z")
Did you think I was suggesting we get Ezra Pound as well? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1472 "2013-05-09T13:20:48Z")
Are you telling me you see dead people? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1473 "2013-05-09T13:22:42Z")
Are we at the Republican National Convention again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1474 "2013-05-09T13:24:30Z")
Didn’t you tell me you were a Free-Range Monarchist? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1475 "2013-05-09T13:49:20Z")
Is there such a thing as a Socialist Ambivalent Randian? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1476 "2013-05-09T13:51:42Z")
Do I have to do your Googling for you now? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1477 "2013-05-09T13:59:02Z")
You don’t Bing? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1478 "2013-05-09T14:04:32Z")
Do you have any idea how many times my family has groused at me because of my playing of extensive collection of Crosby’s music? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1479 "2013-05-09T14:20:34Z")
Yeah, but wasn’t “Deja Vu” just so cool? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1480 "2013-05-09T14:32:55Z")
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