# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1541 "2013-05-11T19:35:18Z")

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Is there really no crying in baseball?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1542 "2013-05-11T20:46:46Z")

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Didn’t you hear Tom Hanks declare that it was so?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1543 "2013-05-11T21:54:51Z")

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Did you ever think he’d go so far when he was in drag on _Bosom Buddies_?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1544 "2013-05-12T00:17:24Z")

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I never watched that show, did you?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1545 "2013-05-12T01:07:10Z")

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Must you ask?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1546 "2013-05-12T01:43:04Z")

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Don’t inquiring minds want to know?

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1547 "2013-05-12T03:11:26Z")

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Are you a detective?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1548 "2013-05-12T03:13:46Z")

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Did you just misspell “defective”?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1549 "2013-05-12T15:09:55Z")

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Are you trying to tell us something?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1550 "2013-05-12T15:39:03Z")

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Isn’t he asking a question instead of telling us something?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1551 "2013-05-12T17:08:07Z")

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Ah, but is it a rhetorical question?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1552 "2013-05-12T19:16:06Z")

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If it’s rhetorical, I don’t have to answer it, right?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1553 "2013-05-13T00:37:20Z")

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Are you a certified rhetorician?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1554 "2013-05-13T04:49:05Z")

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Why, do you need a marriage performed?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1555 "2013-05-13T12:52:16Z")

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And is it a lesbian wedding?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1556 "2013-05-13T13:17:49Z")

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Where will you be honeymooning?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1557 "2013-05-13T13:25:08Z")

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Why won’t anyone ever moon me?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1558 "2013-05-13T13:26:57Z")

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Is it because you’re always butting in?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1559 "2013-05-13T14:30:21Z")

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What kind of an ass would ask that?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1560 "2013-05-13T14:32:49Z")

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