# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1561 "2013-05-13T14:37:38Z")
Feeling low, are we? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1562 "2013-05-13T14:47:56Z")
Who would have thought it would have tuchus so long to get to the seat of the problem? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1563 "2013-05-13T14:56:36Z")
When it comes to puns, have we now hit bottom? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1564 "2013-05-13T14:59:25Z")
Do think we’re bringing up the rear? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1565 "2013-05-13T15:06:20Z")
Think you’re a real wise-ass, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1566 "2013-05-13T15:07:43Z")
Can’t you just put a sock in it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1567 "2013-05-13T15:10:33Z")
Don’t you know all of you have rectal my plans? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1568 "2013-05-13T15:11:59Z")
Rect them? Or damn near killed them? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1569 "2013-05-13T15:14:25Z")
Do you know how long I’ve been waiting to use that joke? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1570 "2013-05-13T15:15:41Z")
Since the End of Time? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1571 "2013-05-13T15:21:38Z")
Is that anything like the 12th of Never? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1572 "2013-05-13T15:21:40Z")
Or until the twelth of never? Is **Siam Sam** a mind reader? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1573 "2013-05-13T15:23:20Z")
Do great minds think alike? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1574 "2013-05-13T15:25:18Z")
Did you know I was just about to ask that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1575 "2013-05-13T15:26:20Z")
Can you read my mind? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1576 "2013-05-13T15:30:02Z")
Is that your mind or the radio? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1577 "2013-05-13T15:31:09Z")
Is the radio playing Gordon Lightfoot? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1578 "2013-05-13T15:32:47Z")
Can you read my mind, Love, or is it just Sundown? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1579 "2013-05-13T15:34:04Z")
Whatever happened to the Edmund Fitzgerald? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1580 "2013-05-13T15:35:10Z")
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