# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/141 "2012-12-15T00:37:30Z")
Hmm, what would Jesus do? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/142 "2012-12-15T00:51:43Z")
What would _any_ fictional being do? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/143 "2012-12-15T01:03:51Z")
What do you plan to do with yourself when you are burning in the pitfire of Hell for all of Eternity? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/144 "2012-12-15T01:05:37Z")
Shall I save you a place by the fire? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/145 "2012-12-15T01:11:30Z")
You mean no one ever told you you don’t get to have awesome company in hell? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/146 "2012-12-15T01:14:18Z")
I look like I’m cryin’? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/147 "2012-12-15T01:18:49Z")
Look, I’m _way_ up in heaven buddy, can you say that a little louder? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/148 "2012-12-15T01:21:47Z")
And I know that one was bad and nonsensical but after firing off so many nonstop, can you really blame me? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/149 "2012-12-15T05:28:03Z")
Are you trying to shift the blame to someone else? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/150 "2012-12-15T05:57:39Z")
Should people in glass houses be throwing stones? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/151 "2012-12-15T06:00:54Z")
Is that a stone you have in your hand? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/152 "2012-12-15T06:02:32Z")
Who says I’m stoned? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/153 "2012-12-15T06:05:58Z")
When _aren’t_ you stoned? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/154 "2012-12-15T07:29:20Z")
How does one _get_ stoned? ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/155 "2012-12-15T07:55:22Z")
Didn’t you win the Lottery? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/156 "2012-12-15T10:14:43Z")
You’ve gotta play to win, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/157 "2012-12-15T13:00:53Z")
Aren’t there ways around that? ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/158 "2012-12-15T14:37:41Z")
Do I look like a cheat? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/159 "2012-12-15T17:32:57Z")
Will you sue me for libel if I answer honestly? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/160 "2012-12-15T20:21:55Z")
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