# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 81
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1601 "2013-05-15T17:00:26Z")
Don’t you think Stephen is King? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1602 "2013-05-15T17:03:01Z")
Isn’t he rather the po’ man’s Poe? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1603 "2013-05-15T17:50:12Z")
Has this become a Poe-puree of puns? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1604 "2013-05-15T17:51:24Z")
Is punning truly a tell-tale art? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1605 "2013-05-15T18:08:14Z")
Why don’t you Ask of the Red Death? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1606 "2013-05-15T18:13:54Z")
What did you Ask of Amontillado? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1607 "2013-05-15T18:15:07Z")
“Where’s the cask”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1608 "2013-05-15T18:17:36Z")
Would you believe I asked him if he’d ever had to cut a piece of beefsteak in alphabetic form, y’know, a sirloined letter? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1609 "2013-05-15T18:19:27Z")
If it had been in Braille, would he have burned his fingers? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1610 "2013-05-15T18:21:17Z")
If it had, would he be Ravin’? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1611 "2013-05-15T18:21:47Z")
Should I be the first to make a Helen Keller joke now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1612 "2013-05-15T18:24:02Z")
Are you some kind of miracle worker? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1613 "2013-05-15T18:36:00Z")
If a tree fell on top of Helen Keller in the forest, would she make a sound? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1614 "2013-05-15T18:43:33Z")
How would we know? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1615 "2013-05-15T19:33:52Z")
Why should we care? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1616 "2013-05-15T19:52:04Z")
Who are you, Comrade Question? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1617 "2013-05-15T19:54:34Z")
You papers, please? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1618 "2013-05-15T20:05:04Z")
Vhich papers do you vant? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1619 "2013-05-16T03:08:18Z")
Do you have the Sunday funnies? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1620 "2013-05-16T03:49:50Z")
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