# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1621 "2013-05-16T04:02:29Z")
In Soviet Russia, don’t jokes think of you? ---
**Author:** ![Mornac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mornac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mornac)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1622 "2013-05-16T05:45:35Z")
Are people still referencing Yakov Smirnoff? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1623 "2013-05-16T10:43:06Z")
Doesn’t anyone go to Branson anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1624 "2013-05-16T11:53:41Z")
Have you ever been to Dollywood? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1625 "2013-05-16T11:54:51Z")
Is that as much fun as Bollywood? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1626 "2013-05-16T12:18:24Z")
Is there still no joy in Mudville? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1627 "2013-05-16T12:19:33Z")
What’s the count? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1628 "2013-05-16T12:22:58Z")
Isn’t he a character on Sesame Street? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1629 "2013-05-16T12:24:11Z")
How many Muppets does it take to change a light bulb? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1630 "2013-05-16T12:26:05Z")
Watt are you, an electrician? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1631 "2013-05-16T12:28:25Z")
Are you leading the resistance on the ohm front? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1632 "2013-05-16T12:33:51Z")
Weren’t you with that WAC last night and you said you couldn’t resistor? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1633 "2013-05-16T12:37:43Z")
Don’t you know she was a WAV, but when I made a play she volted? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1634 "2013-05-16T12:48:05Z")
Don’t you think you made a charge at her a little too abruptly? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1635 "2013-05-16T12:50:20Z")
Don’t you think that was amp-le time to breaker heart? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1636 "2013-05-16T12:53:18Z")
Did you hear the current rumor she is AC/DC? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1637 "2013-05-16T12:54:20Z")
Gets the plugs and sockets confused, does she? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1638 "2013-05-16T12:55:07Z")
Does she sound grounded to you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1639 "2013-05-16T12:57:39Z")
Is it true she’s kind of a dim bulb? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1640 "2013-05-16T13:00:00Z")
Haven’t you heard her start all of her statements with “Ohm, MY, GOD!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=81) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=83)