# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 86
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1701 "2013-05-20T15:35:35Z")
You wouldn’t expect him to go on before the Bird, would you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1702 "2013-05-20T15:36:57Z")
So someone gave him the bird? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1703 "2013-05-20T15:56:36Z")
Is it worth two in the bush? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1704 "2013-05-20T15:57:42Z")
Ever had a bird in your hand while seeing two in the bush? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1705 "2013-05-20T16:02:31Z")
Ever had your bird in her bush when see two others? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1706 "2013-05-21T14:28:12Z")
Is that a euphemism? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1707 "2013-05-21T14:42:34Z")
Could you put that another way? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1708 "2013-05-21T14:56:12Z")
Isn’t that what she said? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1709 "2013-05-21T14:58:07Z")
Oh, were you hiding in the closet at the time? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1710 "2013-05-21T15:28:21Z")
So you came out? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1711 "2013-05-21T15:45:12Z")
How could I have come out of the closet when I was in bed with both women? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1712 "2013-05-21T20:38:59Z")
Well, since your name doesn’t give us a clue, how are we suppose to know what gender you are? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1713 "2013-05-21T22:59:01Z")
Do you know how to check a profile? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1714 "2013-05-22T02:45:40Z")
Can you cash a small check? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1715 "2013-05-22T12:22:15Z")
If the secret police are coming, can you cache a small Czech? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1716 "2013-05-22T15:10:40Z")
How can I provide that kind of Czechurity? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1717 "2013-05-22T15:15:15Z")
And does it come with a Drink and Cole Slav? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1718 "2013-05-23T03:32:06Z")
Are you saying Cole Porter was a slave to drink? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1719 "2013-05-23T11:54:44Z")
Did he drink more than Moss Hart? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1720 "2013-05-23T13:49:22Z")
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