# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1781 "2013-05-30T15:26:17Z")
Will you accept my apology seeing as I’m already housing a ten-foot Pole? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1782 "2013-05-30T15:27:28Z")
If you’re voiding your bladder, did you know European? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1783 "2013-05-30T15:39:19Z")
Is it tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1784 "2013-05-30T15:40:00Z")
Do you know if a bad policy hurts the mayor, it Herzegovina too? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1785 "2013-05-30T15:49:19Z")
Are you Finnish now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1786 "2013-05-30T15:52:01Z")
Am I being too much of a Spain in the ass? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1787 "2013-05-30T16:09:18Z")
Can’t you be more Syria-s? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1788 "2013-05-30T16:40:56Z")
Haven’t you realized there’s Norway I can stop with the puns? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1789 "2013-05-30T16:51:16Z")
Did you hear about the grenade thrown into a kitchen in France that resulted in Linoleum Blownapart? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1790 "2013-05-30T16:54:05Z")
Is that really in the spirit of bombhomie? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1791 "2013-05-30T17:03:30Z")
Well, aren’t you a blast? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1792 "2013-05-30T17:11:46Z")
Are you ready to call it a nitro? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1793 "2013-05-31T02:58:16Z")
Have you ever seen [Duck, You Sucker](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067140/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_1), Sergio Leone’s film about an Irish dynamiter in the Mexican Revolution? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1794 "2013-05-31T15:31:00Z")
Do you think the Mexicans were looking for Zapata gold at the end of the rainbow? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1795 "2013-06-01T02:06:21Z")
Has anyone ever given you a Pancho in the mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1796 "2013-06-01T23:06:32Z")
Do I look like a pinata to you? (and how do you made a tilda?) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1797 "2013-06-02T00:32:24Z")
Maybe with a Papa Tilda and a Mama Tilda? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1798 "2013-06-02T01:18:43Z")
Do they make love tilda cows come home? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1799 "2013-06-02T01:28:51Z")
Aren’t you milking this a bit too much? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1800 "2013-06-02T02:04:45Z")
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