# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1821 "2013-06-03T19:52:55Z")
Do you have any new, clear balm? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1822 "2013-06-03T20:01:57Z")
Do you want it delivered during the day or do you want the nitrates? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1823 "2013-06-04T14:23:50Z")
As in night soil? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1824 "2013-06-04T14:27:55Z")
Wouldn’t you rather have topsoil? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1825 "2013-06-04T14:29:06Z")
When I could have had a V-8? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1826 "2013-06-04T14:31:17Z")
Would you have preferred a V-6? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1827 "2013-06-04T14:53:57Z")
How vould you like a nice V-2, eh, mein Freund? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1828 "2013-06-04T14:57:31Z")
Vell, vhat vould V-2 do, go und zee der Zircus? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1829 "2013-06-04T15:00:33Z")
Ha, you vould like zat, vouldn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1830 "2013-06-04T15:03:18Z")
Who are you, “Obersturmführer Question”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1831 "2013-06-04T15:06:44Z")
Why, are you compiling Schindler’s list? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1832 "2013-06-04T15:07:33Z")
Can’t he do his own damn grocery shopping? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1833 "2013-06-04T18:35:28Z")
Did you remember to get the milk? ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1834 "2013-06-05T00:33:23Z")
Whole or skim? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1835 "2013-06-05T00:52:19Z")
Anyone like buttermilk? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1836 "2013-06-05T02:38:52Z")
Did you know that Abraham Lincoln’s lunch often consisted of an apple and (gag) a glass of buttermilk? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1837 "2013-06-05T03:27:18Z")
Buttermilk may be vile, but who doesn’t like buttermilk doughnuts? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1838 "2013-06-05T12:16:06Z")
Did you say Doctor Who doesn’t like buttermilk doughnuts? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1839 "2013-06-05T14:57:39Z")
Or is it Doctor What when he’s on second? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1840 "2013-06-05T16:12:42Z")
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