# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1881 "2013-06-08T01:28:16Z")
We’re talking condoms now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1882 "2013-06-08T02:21:43Z")
You packin’? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1883 "2013-06-08T02:29:28Z")
You _ready?_ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1884 "2013-06-08T02:32:08Z")
Is it in yet? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1885 "2013-06-08T02:39:50Z")
That’s the question no guy ever wants to hear, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1886 "2013-06-08T02:45:16Z")
How about “Are you done already?” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1887 "2013-06-08T02:56:48Z")
Are you just a little squirt? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1888 "2013-06-08T16:16:29Z")
Squirting is a gift, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1889 "2013-06-08T17:48:34Z")
Wouldn’t it just about have to be? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1890 "2013-06-08T18:04:08Z")
I never got a squirt in my Christmas stocking, did you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1891 "2013-06-08T18:24:31Z")
Did you at least get an orange or a candy cane? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1892 "2013-06-09T01:19:55Z")
An orange cane, like for the blind? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1893 "2013-06-09T01:42:43Z")
Isn’t that a white cane? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1894 "2013-06-09T02:03:06Z")
How would the person know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1895 "2013-06-09T02:05:25Z")
Do you think they’d go shopping alone? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1896 "2013-06-09T08:43:30Z")
They’d have a dog with them, right? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1897 "2013-06-09T13:36:40Z")
Do you have a dog? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1898 "2013-06-09T20:54:25Z")
With me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1899 "2013-06-09T21:36:40Z")
Where do you keep it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1900 "2013-06-10T01:06:01Z")
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