# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1901 "2013-06-10T01:43:46Z")
Or would you prefer doggy style? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1902 "2013-06-10T05:15:13Z")
Are you _always_ thinking about sex? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1903 "2013-06-10T07:37:28Z")
What else is there to think about? ---
**Author:** ![SoulMunkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SoulMunkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulMunkey)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1904 "2013-06-10T07:48:46Z")
Don’t you love the male brain? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1905 "2013-06-10T10:53:38Z")
With or without fava beans? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1906 "2013-06-10T12:49:07Z")
Can you do me a fava, old bean? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1907 "2013-06-10T13:18:32Z")
You don’t think I’m green and are justing stringing me along, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1908 "2013-06-10T13:21:32Z")
Might you be jolly and rather large proportioned? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1909 "2013-06-10T13:29:33Z")
What makes you think I’m Santa Claus? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1910 "2013-06-10T13:31:21Z")
Are you Claus-trophobic? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1911 "2013-06-10T13:37:12Z")
Do you cringe at the Kringle? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1912 "2013-06-10T13:43:56Z")
You really sleigh 'em with these puns, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1913 "2013-06-10T13:47:26Z")
Do you think I don’t snow winter quit with them? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1914 "2013-06-10T14:08:44Z")
Do you speak North Polish? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1915 "2013-06-10T14:11:23Z")
Don’t you noel that if I did I’d be warned about not speaking English again? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1916 "2013-06-10T14:15:58Z")
Would you have to make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1917 "2013-06-10T14:18:42Z")
Would you be a goodfellow and avoid robin the old chestnuts for jokes? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1918 "2013-06-10T14:20:50Z")
How about we all sing “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1919 "2013-06-10T14:23:24Z")
So are all these puns something Yule treasure until the next holiday season? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1920 "2013-06-10T14:27:44Z")
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