# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 97
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1921 "2013-06-10T14:35:16Z")
Don’t you think it matches Rudolph’s nose very well? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1922 "2013-06-10T15:04:11Z")
Does Rudolph the Red Know Rain, Dear? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1923 "2013-06-10T15:15:32Z")
Do you think he was elf-taught? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1924 "2013-06-10T16:25:16Z")
What’s with this blizzard of questions? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1925 "2013-06-10T16:37:15Z")
Are our puns amusing or arctic-ing you off? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1926 "2013-06-10T16:48:54Z")
Do you think you can just toy with me until Christmas Eve? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1927 "2013-06-10T16:58:16Z")
Doesn’t that depend on how you present yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1928 "2013-06-10T20:52:13Z")
How about how I present myself in Depends? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1929 "2013-06-10T22:28:02Z")
How about you stay in your own room? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1930 "2013-06-11T02:37:54Z")
Should we now wrap up this line of questioning? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1931 "2013-06-11T03:32:39Z")
I was going to give you a pig for Christmas, but would that boar you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1932 "2013-06-11T12:06:30Z")
Does any Rhine wine come with the fine swine? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1933 "2013-06-11T15:56:20Z")
Do I look like I’d buy a pig in a poke? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1934 "2013-06-11T16:03:25Z")
Would you be interested in some real estate in the Everglades? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1935 "2013-06-11T17:39:38Z")
Aren’t you the guy who tried to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1936 "2013-06-11T17:43:49Z")
Oh, have you met my evil twin? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1937 "2013-06-12T04:04:24Z")
I thought you were the evil twin? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1938 "2013-06-12T13:47:07Z")
You mean you fell for his ruse? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1939 "2013-06-12T15:50:16Z")
Didn’t you notice his goatee, man? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1940 "2013-06-12T16:01:42Z")
And didn’t you notice his molecular transducer has a left-hand grip? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=96) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=98)