# Questions songs will never answer. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 1, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005 "2011-03-01T02:00:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/1 "2011-03-01T02:00:05Z")
Why do fools fall in love? Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/2 "2011-03-01T02:01:35Z")
Why are there so many songs about rainbows? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/3 "2011-03-01T02:28:16Z")
Who wrote the book of love? Why don’t we do it in the road? How could I not miss a girl your size? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/4 "2011-03-01T02:29:02Z")
What’s love got do with it? ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_A.Robrin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sam_a.robrin/32/14497_2.png) [@Sam\_A.Robrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_A.Robrin)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/5 "2011-03-01T02:29:07Z")
“How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I’ve Been a Liar All My Life?” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/6 "2011-03-01T02:30:18Z")
What is a DJ if he can’t scratch? What is an MC if he can’t rap? What is a beat without the live clap? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/7 "2011-03-01T02:31:39Z")
Can I have some peanut butter? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/8 "2011-03-01T02:38:50Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > Who wrote the book of love? Robyn Hitchcock answered this one. _I know who wrote the book of love: It was an idiot! It was a fool! A slobbering fool with a speech defect and a shaking hand! And he wrote my name Next to yours…_ ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Prize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Sir\_Prize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Prize)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/9 "2011-03-01T02:41:17Z")
Who are you? How many roads must a man walk down? What is hip? How much is that doggy in the window? ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/10 "2011-03-01T02:46:49Z")
Do You Know the Way to San Jose? ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/11 "2011-03-01T02:46:50Z")
How soon is now? What difference does it make? You know I love you… don’t you? What have I done to deserve this? Why are you leaving? What’s my name? Are you receiving me? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/12 "2011-03-01T02:59:10Z")
Where Did Our Love Go? How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow? When You Gonna Wake Up? Can I Get a Witness? What Becomes of the Brokenhearted? What’s So Funny 'bout Peace, Love & Understanding? Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? When Will I See You Again? Do You Know the Way To San Jose? Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It’s Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? Why Don’t You Love Me Like You Used To Do? Do You Want To Know a Secret? Where To Now St. Peter? Is Your Love in Vain? Who Let the Dogs Out? Where is the Love? Have You Ever Seen the Rain? Should I Stay Or Should I Go? Is She Really Going Out with Him? What’s Going On? Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Are You Experienced? mmm ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/13 "2011-03-01T03:55:53Z")
Where did I leave my keys? No, really. I can’t find them anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/14 "2011-03-01T04:08:58Z")
What’s the frequency, Kenneth? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/15 "2011-03-01T13:54:27Z")
What do you do? Why don’t we all get drunk and screw? Why do you let me stay here? Why can’t you behave? Why can’t I be free? What do you do with a B.A. in English? What do you want from me? What’s the ugliest part of your body? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/16 "2011-03-01T13:58:47Z")
Why must I be a teenager in love? ---
**Author:** ![initech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/439d5e/32.png) [@initech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/initech)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/17 "2011-03-01T14:01:40Z")
Now, where my bitches at? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/18 "2011-03-01T14:02:18Z")
Why do birds fall down from the sky every time you walk by? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/19 "2011-03-01T14:11:57Z")
You down with OPP? Why can’t we be friends? Don’t it make my brown eyes blue? ---
**Author:** ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/20 "2011-03-01T14:15:44Z")
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