# Questions songs will never answer. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 1, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005 "2011-03-01T02:00:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Yodalicious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yodalicious/32/8195_2.png) [@Yodalicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yodalicious)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/21 "2011-03-01T14:52:03Z")
Are you gonna go my way? Who can it be now? ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/22 "2011-03-01T15:02:52Z")
How do I… say goodbye… to what… we had? Don’t you love me anymore? Don’t you want me, baby? Won’t you gimme a break? Somebody gimme a break, now! ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/23 "2011-03-01T15:04:32Z")
How deep is your love? Do ya think I’m sexy? What do you get when you fall in love? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/24 "2011-03-01T15:05:24Z")
How can I miss you when you won’t go away? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/25 "2011-03-01T15:38:26Z")
How Deep Is the Ocean? How High Is the Sky? ---
**Author:** ![Stormcrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/0ea827/32.png) [@Stormcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stormcrow)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/26 "2011-03-01T17:22:15Z")
What won’t Meatloaf do for love? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/27 "2011-03-01T17:47:34Z")
Baby, baby…Where did our love go? Have You Seen the Saucers? Have You Seen the Saucers? Did you know that the people out there Are unhappy with the way that we’ve cared For the Earth Mother? Have You Seen the Stars Tonite? Would you like to go up on A-Deck and look at them with me? But I wonder, Will the sun see all the people going by? Will the moon still hang in the sky, When I die? Where have all the flowers gone? I’ve been cheated! Been mistreated! When will I be loved? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/28 "2011-03-01T18:19:16Z")
Are you lonesome tonight? Just what is the marvelous toy? Why is Jackie Paper such a fucking asshole that he abandons Puff the Magic Dragon? Dick. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/29 "2011-03-01T18:26:58Z")
And a one and a two and a… _Hey there Mother Superior Does this look infected? Come on baby let me know_ ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/30 "2011-03-01T18:40:29Z")
> [@Ronald\_C.Semone](#): > > What’s behind the green door. I don’t wanna know that; I just wanna fly. I thought it was clear that, yeah, I am down with OPP. Maybe you just don’t know me. Can anybody find me somebody to love? What _did_ we do to Timothy? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/31 "2011-03-01T18:44:00Z")
Who’ll stop the rain? What’s a girl to do? Would you go to bed with me? Where did you sleep last night? Where have all the rude boys gone? Are you happy now? Is anybody home? Why does it always rain on me? Who sucked out the feeling? Is that all there is? Where’s my mind? Where’s \*\*your \*\*head at? What’s the dillio? Do you sleep? Was it a lie? Who’s that girl? Do you really want to hurt me? What do I have to do? Why won’t you give me your love? ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/32 "2011-03-01T18:48:18Z")
What were a girl that looks a lot like you and Billie Joe doing up on Choctaw Ridge and what exactly were you throwing off the Tallahatchie Bridge? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/33 "2011-03-01T18:55:10Z")
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Oh, wait, that one _did_ get answered… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/34 "2011-03-01T19:27:29Z")
Brother, can you spare a dime? ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/35 "2011-03-01T22:11:32Z")
Anybody here seen my old friend Abraham? Can you tell me where he’s gone? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/36 "2011-03-01T22:20:13Z")
How can I miss you when you won’t go away? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/37 "2011-03-01T23:05:16Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Are you lonesome tonight? > Just what is the marvelous toy? > Why is Jackie Paper such a fucking asshole that he abandons Puff the Magic Dragon? > Dick. I thought you would’ve asked: Who’s behind the door? ---
**Author:** ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/38 "2011-03-02T01:12:07Z")
Who Let the Dogs Out? ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/39 "2011-03-02T01:37:25Z")
Do you (do) feel like I do? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/40 "2011-03-02T01:40:24Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Why do birds fall down from the sky every time you walk by? Psst, Son…I believe it’s _stars_, not birds, that fall down from the sky. The birds, of course, suddenly appear. mmm [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005.md?page=3)