# Questions songs will never answer. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 1, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005 "2011-03-01T02:00:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/101 "2011-03-07T19:49:11Z")
Why is it that every time I turn on the radio I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months? ---
**Author:** ![alindallas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@alindallas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alindallas)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/102 "2011-03-07T20:09:32Z")
Oh, no, pretty mama, what you gonna do in those shoes? ---
**Author:** ![readingtreasure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/958977/32.png) [@readingtreasure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/readingtreasure)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/103 "2011-03-07T21:56:52Z")
Would you love me if I didn’t work out or I didn’t change my natural hair? ---
**Author:** ![Wincerind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@Wincerind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wincerind)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/104 "2011-03-08T15:02:08Z")
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/105 "2011-03-08T15:21:21Z")
Who’s gonna move these refrigerators? Who’s gonna move these color tee-veeeeeeeeeees? ---
**Author:** ![MacLir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@MacLir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacLir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/106 "2011-03-08T16:13:35Z")
> [@CT\_Damsel](#): > > Do You Know the Way to San Jose? Take the 680 south, just outside Walnut Creek. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/107 "2011-03-08T16:16:01Z")
Hello, is it me you’re looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are And I wonder what you do Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you? ---
**Author:** ![MacLir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@MacLir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacLir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/108 "2011-03-08T16:18:51Z")
> [@D.E.S.K.Top668](#): > > Would you like to swing on a star > Carry moonbeams home in a jar > And be better off than you are > Or would you rather be a mule? And all the monkeys aren’t in the zoo Every day you meet quite a few … 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MacLir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@MacLir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacLir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/109 "2011-03-08T16:23:49Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Why do birds fall down from the sky every time you walk by? Stars, actually. Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me They long to be Close to you Why do stars fall down from the sky … ---
**Author:** ![MacLir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@MacLir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacLir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/110 "2011-03-08T16:28:53Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Don’t it make my brown eyes blue? Tom Smith made a good parody of that one. The spice, melange, is cinnamon sweet I put it on 'most everything I eat It’s addictive too … And don’t it make my brown eyes blue. ---
**Author:** ![JMLVT68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@JMLVT68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JMLVT68)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/111 "2011-03-09T14:52:17Z")
Harry! Harry! Where do you go when the lights go out? ---
**Author:** ![CheeseDonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@CheeseDonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheeseDonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/112 "2011-03-28T07:08:38Z")
Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours? ---
**Author:** ![The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_wind_of_my_soul)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/113 "2011-03-28T14:50:30Z")
Can you tell me what a wang chung is? ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-songs-will-never-answer/573005/114 "2011-03-29T09:04:07Z")
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