# Questions the Internet doesn't have answers for

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 14, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198 "2011-12-14T17:50:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/1 "2011-12-14T17:50:39Z")

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Does this smell funny?

If I die first, would you marry again?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/2 "2011-12-14T17:57:16Z")

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Wanna make out?

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**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/3 "2011-12-14T18:01:12Z")

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why are some people so friggin nosy?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/4 "2011-12-14T18:19:19Z")

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How is babby formed

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/5 "2011-12-14T18:34:50Z")

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What is wrong with me?

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/6 "2011-12-14T19:02:58Z")

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O rly?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/7 "2011-12-14T19:03:48Z")

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What were you before you took an arrow to the knee?

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/8 "2011-12-14T19:05:16Z")

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Do these jeans make my butt look fat?

Why is it so cold in here?

What’s that smell?

Who wrote the book of love?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/9 "2011-12-14T19:12:02Z")

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I like the Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man.

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**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/10 "2011-12-14T19:49:42Z")

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When will I die (and be specific)?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/11 "2011-12-14T20:37:02Z")

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Who is Mr. Ruda Duda?

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**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-the-internet-doesnt-have-answers-for/606198/12 "2011-12-14T20:41:55Z")

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In an infinite universe, is there a planet that produces Volkswagen Beetles naturally?
