# Questions too weird for Yahoo! Answers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 24, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529 "2014-06-24T13:09:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/1 "2014-06-24T13:09:18Z")

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Surely you can think of some at least as bizarre and thought-provoking as “How is babby formed?”

Like, do ants get fat?

Amusing side note: [How Is Babby Formed? | Know Your Meme](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/2 "2014-06-24T13:15:53Z")

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The list would be as short as “Accurate answers on Yahoo! Answers”.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/3 "2014-06-24T13:17:42Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> The list would be as short as “Accurate answers on Yahoo! Answers”.

Most likely! See who can locate the most ridiculous “answer” there.

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**Author:** ![Earth001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a6a055/32.png) [@Earth001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earth001)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/4 "2014-06-24T19:08:20Z")

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The Russia invading Georgia one was awesome

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/5 "2014-06-24T21:20:14Z")

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Because I’m too lazy to look…[link](http://yahooanswerswtf.tumblr.com/)

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/6 "2014-06-24T21:36:27Z")

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> [@swampspruce](#):
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> Because I’m too lazy to look…[link](http://yahooanswerswtf.tumblr.com/)

Valgame Dios! These people are breathing up our air!

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/7 "2014-06-24T22:45:49Z")

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[And eating our gravity!](http://yahooanswerswtf.tumblr.com/image/89090771093)

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/8 "2014-06-25T03:22:03Z")

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I must admit, it’s fun to give sarcastic answers to some of those questions.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/9 "2014-06-25T03:56:40Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I must admit, it’s fun to give sarcastic answers to some of those questions.

But would they notice?

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/10 "2014-06-25T14:13:37Z")

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Isn’t it better if they don’t? Or is that like kicking puppies? I’m kind of on the fence because on one hand they may genuinely not realize and are earnestly looking fo answers; but some people just need a [boot to the head](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo). Figuratively, of course.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/11 "2014-06-25T14:39:35Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> [And eating our gravity!](http://yahooanswerswtf.tumblr.com/image/89090771093)

Well, that’s one way to lose weight…

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/12 "2014-06-25T14:56:41Z")

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That’s like asking if there’s something too weird to be put on the internet.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/13 "2014-06-25T15:05:18Z")

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> [@hotflungwok](#):
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> That’s like asking if there’s something too weird to be put on the internet.

Indeed. Is there some question (or topic) that you can imagine that seems just too stupid to utter aloud or to write down and show to somebody else?

The “do ants get fat?” thing came to me (as many good thoughts do) as I was using the toilet. I thought I would share.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/14 "2014-06-25T18:15:45Z")

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[Fat ant](http://weirdimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/honeypotant.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/15 "2014-06-25T18:44:23Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> [Fat ant](http://weirdimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/honeypotant.jpg)

Yep! Glutton.

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**Author:** ![Earth001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a6a055/32.png) [@Earth001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earth001)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/16 "2014-06-25T19:05:44Z")

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There is this funny video on How is Babby Formed:

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y)

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/17 "2014-06-26T21:09:56Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> [Fat ant](http://weirdimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/honeypotant.jpg)

She’s not fat, she’s bootyful.

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**Author:** ![nani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nani)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-too-weird-for-yahoo-answers/691529/18 "2014-06-26T22:31:23Z")

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How long after a game ends is it still acceptable to slap someone on the butt and say “good game”?
