# Questions without Answers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 5, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-without-answers/35732 "2000-10-05T05:09:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-without-answers/35732/1 "2000-10-05T05:09:37Z")
Do you have a question Cecil would _never_ answer? The kind that is so subnormal, boneheaded, and Gallagheresque that he would wad your question up and pitch it in the trash, then head to the bathroom to throw up? I’ve got one: Why do some hunters wear camoflage so they’ll be hard to see, then wear an orange vest and hat so they’ll be easy to see? (DEER 1: Hey, is that an orange vest and hat levitating towards us? DEER 2: It sure is. Good thing there’s not a hunter inside of…!) What’s your question? ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-without-answers/35732/2 "2000-10-05T05:19:31Z")
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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-without-answers/35732/3 "2000-10-06T03:23:58Z")
Right. Besides those. Thanks, 'phage. I thought you had to heat hot water, or it would turn into cold water. And doesn’t everyone know a building isn’t a built until its ceilings are completely ceiled?