# Questions you really don't want the answer to.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-you-really-dont-want-the-answer-to/416380>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-you-really-dont-want-the-answer-to/416380 "2007-08-21T16:07:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-you-really-dont-want-the-answer-to/416380/41 "2007-08-22T17:08:33Z")

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Why did that guy in the next stall take off one pant leg? Why is he sitting there with his pants half-off? By the gods of my people, may I never find out what is going on over there.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-you-really-dont-want-the-answer-to/416380/42 "2007-08-22T17:32:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunrazor]  
After grudgingly agreeing to a sleep-over in the back yard to celebrate my son’s 16th birthday, I awakened at 3:00 a.m. and wondered, “Why are there three policemen in my yard?” My wife put on her housecoat and hurried outside, then came back inside a few minutes later. She actually said to me, “Go back to bed. You don’t want to know.”

Ah, blissful ignorance!  
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Aww, come on, you’re really going to leave us hanging?

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-you-really-dont-want-the-answer-to/416380/43 "2007-08-22T21:33:41Z")

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“What kind of sick are you?”  
“What kind of surgery are you having? Why?”

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**Author:** ![Eliphalet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eliphalet/32/9563_2.png) [@Eliphalet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eliphalet)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-you-really-dont-want-the-answer-to/416380/44 "2007-08-22T21:45:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Kat]  
Was the hotel in Illinois?  
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Nope, Minneapolis. We’re guessing a drug deal, based on the local paper. But since this happened in a new hotel/waterpark first thing in the morning, it was a bit surreal.

Anyway:

“What’s that brown thing floating in the pool?”  
“Is that smoke?”

Eli

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