# Quick! Claim a Monopoly piece!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-claim-a-monopoly-piece/109140>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-claim-a-monopoly-piece/109140 "2002-05-15T03:47:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-claim-a-monopoly-piece/109140/41 "2002-05-17T07:37:03Z")

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I want to be the cockroach, since I’m not there to move it.

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-claim-a-monopoly-piece/109140/42 "2002-05-17T07:55:03Z")

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InternetLegend, how about we both be bankers? You can count up who owes what, and I’ll hand out the money…

😃

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**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-claim-a-monopoly-piece/109140/43 "2002-05-17T19:48:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lawoot \*  
> \*\*All I’ve got on hand is an old _Stratego_ set - so I’m going to be **The Bomb**. Better not land on a space while I’m there! \*\*

If you’re gonna be the bomb, who’s gonna set up you? 😉

I’ll be the [Space Marine](http://members.aol.com/psiekier5/images/blood_angels/hg_running.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-claim-a-monopoly-piece/109140/44 "2002-05-18T02:24:42Z")

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I’ll be the revolver from Clue.

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**Author:** ![iconoplast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3d9bf3/32.png) [@iconoplast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iconoplast)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-claim-a-monopoly-piece/109140/45 "2002-05-18T08:20:19Z")

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I claim Blinky the 3-Eyed Fish from the Simpsons Monopoly Set.

Are we putting money in Free Parking?

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