# Quick, Giraffe, before some asshole locks this. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 19, 2009, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949 "2009-01-19T05:36:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/141 "2009-01-25T04:32:39Z")
Let’s see if [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10731861&postcount=5) link works… ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/142 "2009-01-25T04:34:39Z")
Sorry about the link - however, posts such as “FOAD” would not, IME, gotten warned. I’ve asked for clarification on that type of post before and was told it wouldn’t get warned. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/143 "2009-01-25T04:44:38Z")
> [@wring](#): > > Sorry about the link - however, posts such as “FOAD” would not, IME, gotten warned. I’ve asked for clarification on that type of post before and was told it wouldn’t get warned. Good to know. Now FOAD. DIAF. FDDDD.\* - Fucking DIE DIE DIE DIE\*\* \*\* Just totally made that one up! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/144 "2009-01-25T05:15:26Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Made by Tiffany. Made by Guin. > > Made at Tiffany’s. Made at Guin’s. To quote **The Perfect Master** on the subject: Boys don’t get intimate with girls who are illiterate. 😃 ( From the first Straight Dope book, I believe ) ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/145 "2009-01-25T10:16:32Z")
This is the SDMB. FOAD probably stands for fuck off and diet. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/146 "2009-01-25T13:18:21Z")
Or fap off and detumesce. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/147 "2009-01-25T13:30:01Z")
Meh. Apart from ‘forget our anti-depressants?’, I got nuffink. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/148 "2009-01-25T13:44:30Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > To quote **The Perfect Master** on the subject: > Boys don’t get intimate with girls who are illiterate. > > 😃 > > ( From the first Straight Dope book, I believe ) I’d invite you to eat me, ;), but, alas, that’s no longer an option. ☹ So, I’ll settle for an-oh you! :o ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/149 "2009-01-31T18:10:03Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Seriously…if someone tells me a board/admin bitchfest started, I usually predict that one of four posters have made the thread: > > 1. Dudley Garrett > 2. Garfield#### \* > 3. The Flying Dutchman > 4. Sapo > > \*To his credit, doesn’t really start too many anymore. Seriously, you are a santimonious jerk. The last time I started a pit thread over administration was well before **Garfield** , about one year ago and I would hardly call it bitching. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/150 "2009-01-31T18:27:31Z")
I humbly request if this thread ever gets locked then **Giraffe** should be the one to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/151 "2009-01-31T19:14:51Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > Seriously, you are a santimonious jerk. > > The last time I started a pit thread over administration was well before **Garfield** , about one year ago and I would hardly call it bitching. And you more than made up for it being the only sucker to buy Colibri’s story of the Sorry Latino Broken Ass Club or something. Worry not, you are safe now. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/152 "2009-01-31T19:16:08Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > I humbly request if this thread ever gets locked then **Giraffe** should be the one to do it. Hah. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/153 "2009-01-31T22:50:47Z")
> [@Sapo](#): > > And you more than made up for it being the only sucker to buy Colibri’s story of the Sorry Latino Broken Ass Club or something. Worry not, you are safe now. I took **Colibri** at his word. Both **Colibri** and **Ed Zotti** have represented bulwarks of integrity and reason for many years on this message board and **Colibri’s** explanation and **Zotti’s** staunch backing provides a lot of credence for their actions on this issue. I do apologize however for telling you to fuck off in the other thread. Given subsequent discussion I can only conclude that **Colibri** and **Ed** misread your intent. ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/154 "2009-01-31T23:31:57Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > I took **Colibri** at his word. Both **Colibri** and **Ed Zotti** have represented bulwarks of integrity and reason for many years on this message board and **Colibri’s** explanation and **Zotti’s** staunch backing provides a lot of credence for their actions on this issue. Colibri’s “explanation” was the most ridiculous piece of sniveling bullshit I’ve seen around here in a long time. He basically picked a fight as a poster and when he couldn’t take it anymore, went and hid as a mod behind Ed. And did you miss the whole “knife fight” nonsense? ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949/155 "2009-02-01T03:26:20Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > I took **Colibri** at his word. Both **Colibri** and **Ed Zotti** have represented bulwarks of integrity and reason for many years on this message board and **Colibri’s** explanation and **Zotti’s** staunch backing provides a lot of credence for their actions on this issue. > > I do apologize however for telling you to fuck off in the other thread. Given subsequent discussion I can only conclude that **Colibri** and **Ed** misread your intent. Fair enough. I don’t even try to refute anything on Colibri’s lunacy because whatever I say would seem to give it validity. I just note the fact that nobody has seen any merit in any of it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-giraffe-before-some-asshole-locks-this/481949.md?page=7)