# Quick! Help! Boxing-like wedding slogan needed. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030 "2010-01-22T20:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/1 "2010-01-22T20:19:09Z")
Something like Thrilla’ in Manilla Or Rumble in the Jungle. But wedding themed. Any ideas? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/2 "2010-01-22T20:45:11Z")
> [@Push\_You\_Down](#): > > Something like Thrilla’ in Manilla > Or Rumble in the Jungle. > > But wedding themed. > > Any ideas? Location? ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/3 "2010-01-22T20:54:16Z")
How about, “In the ring for the ring”? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/4 "2010-01-22T20:54:35Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Location? That’s not wedding themed at all! ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/5 "2010-01-22T20:58:07Z")
With limited knowledge as to wedding location, honeymoon location, time of year, couple’s names, here’s what you get: The Hitchin’ before the Bitchin’ The Vows before the Pows The Declaration before the Vacation The I Do’s before the Hell No’s ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/6 "2010-01-22T21:00:10Z")
Doing the Thing with the Ring ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/7 "2010-01-22T21:00:44Z")
The Wedding Ring:Only One Man Enters. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/8 "2010-01-22T21:01:20Z")
> [@Wilbo523](#): > > With limited knowledge as to wedding location, honeymoon location, time of year, couple’s names, here’s what you get: > > The Hitchin’ before the Bitchin’ > The Vows before the Pows > The Declaration before the Vacation > The I Do’s before the Hell No’s I’m concerned about your marital bliss . . .😃 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/9 "2010-01-22T21:05:18Z")
Spouse in the House! ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/10 "2010-01-22T21:31:33Z")
Prebedding wedding! ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/11 "2010-01-22T21:32:45Z")
I don’t have a suggestion, but I thought I’d share a story. About 13 years ago, I went to a wedding. The couple were friends of my then-girlfriend (I didn’t know them at all.) It was a pretty traditional catholic wedding, including mass. Felt like it took forever. So we finally get to the reception, and start in on drinks and appetizers. Which were all fried. Including the ravioli. So we are eating and drinking, waiting for the wedding couple. They arrive, and it’s time for their big entrance. At which point the DJ picks up the microphone and says, “LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!” With the music and everything. It was…odd. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/12 "2010-01-22T21:36:29Z")
If you were getting married in Hawaii: The I Do in Oahu or The Vow We in Maui ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/13 "2010-01-22T21:38:08Z")
If you pick the location first, it really cuts down the number of possible slogans. If the slogan is good enough, the wedding could be anywhere. **The Altar in Gibraltar** ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/14 "2010-01-22T21:42:09Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > If you pick the location first, it really cuts down the number of possible slogans. If the slogan is good enough, the wedding could be anywhere. > > **The Altar in Gibraltar** I like that one! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/15 "2010-01-22T21:45:47Z")
For a prison wedding where the bride is pregnant… Knocked Up & Locked Up ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/16 "2010-01-22T22:29:04Z")
Location is key, but till then: The Great White Wedding Hope Cinderella Man and Wife Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Couple v. World: Night of the Century ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/17 "2010-01-22T23:51:37Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Location? Studio City California? Yeah.. it’s a tough one thank you everyone. I’m loving them. If anyone has more ideas- please post. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/18 "2010-01-23T01:08:35Z")
\*\*The Def Most on the Left Coast \*\* \*\*Rally in Cali \*\* **Welcome to the Hotel California** **Rocky Horror 2: Electric Wedding** And, if they choose to get married in the ring at the wrestling matches… \*\* Headlock & Wedlock\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/19 "2010-01-23T03:04:42Z")
> [@Push\_You\_Down](#): > > Something like Thrilla’ in Manilla > Or Rumble in the Jungle. > > But wedding themed. The Grapple in the Chapel ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-help-boxing-like-wedding-slogan-needed/526030/20 "2010-01-23T23:47:18Z")
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