# Quick, what's the first thing that pops into your head when you hear the word "Denmark"?

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**Created:** [July 21, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880 "2011-07-21T17:35:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![carlotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@carlotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carlotta)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/41 "2011-07-21T18:56:31Z")

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Mustangs. The car. Because the only Dane I know (works with and quite good friend of my husband) drives one. Obsesses about his Mustang. Is all about his Mustang.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/42 "2011-07-21T19:04:52Z")

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Danish butter cookies. Which is weird because I haven’t had one since I was a kid and I never really liked them.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/43 "2011-07-21T19:06:11Z")

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Hamlet

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/44 "2011-07-21T19:07:13Z")

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Greenland.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/45 "2011-07-21T19:07:19Z")

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Hamlet, Elsinore.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/46 "2011-07-21T19:09:29Z")

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Pedophiles.

I’m really sorry but I have a Swiss and a French colleagues and when I was going to Copenhagen a year ago for a conference they both independently said to watch out for them. I thought they were joking at first, but they iterated that this is a serious problem in Denmark and it is really known for it.

[checked to see the forum is correct… mindless, yep!]

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/47 "2011-07-21T19:10:55Z")

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“Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen,  
Salty old queen of the sea”

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/48 "2011-07-21T19:13:48Z")

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Some lesbotic pornography I was watching this morning. But, if it was any other day, an early 90s Cup Winners’ Cup tie between Arsenal and Brondby.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/49 "2011-07-21T19:14:15Z")

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Copenhagen

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/50 "2011-07-21T19:18:26Z")

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Danishes. And then Great Danes.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/51 "2011-07-21T19:48:47Z")

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Copenhagen

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/52 "2011-07-21T19:53:03Z")

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I pictured the outline of Denmark on the map. After that, it probably would have been the Little Mermaid.

ETA: or Muhammad cartoons.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/53 "2011-07-21T19:53:47Z")

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windmills!

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/54 "2011-07-21T19:54:17Z")

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> [@Folly](#):
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> windmills!

And Amsterdam!

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/55 "2011-07-21T19:55:56Z")

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Hamlet.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/56 "2011-07-21T19:57:44Z")

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Amsterdam of course is not in Denmark. But [windmills sure are](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_power_in_Denmark).

> [@Wikipedia](#):
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> Denmark was a pioneer in developing commercial wind power during the 1970s, and today almost half of the wind turbines around the world are produced by Danish manufacturers…

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/57 "2011-07-21T19:58:15Z")

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> [@Disheavel](#):
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> Pedophiles.
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> I’m really sorry but I have a Swiss and a French colleagues and when I was going to Copenhagen a year ago for a conference they both independently said to watch out for them. I thought they were joking at first, but they iterated that this is a serious problem in Denmark and it is really known for it.

If you’re old enough to post on the Dope, you may not have much to “watch out” about.

> [@](#):
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> [checked to see the forum is correct… mindless, yep!]

Now that’s an original parsing of “MPSIMS”.

ETA: and now that I think of it, I think the Muhammad cartoons are more linked to the Netherlands than to Denmark. (Just like windmills and Amsterdam.) I’ll blame Doper **Rune** for the mistake. 😛

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/58 "2011-07-21T19:59:55Z")

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A kangaroo eating an orange.  
[Really.](http://www.mathnews.uwaterloo.ca/Issues/mn8901/MOW2.php)

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/59 "2011-07-21T20:00:13Z")

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Mine’s already been said, but orange kangaroos.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-whats-the-first-thing-that-pops-into-your-head-when-you-hear-the-word-denmark/589880/60 "2011-07-21T20:03:33Z")

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[Portland Cello Project](http://vimeo.com/13277075)

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