My EVE Online buddy Cobra Medion and danish recipe sites.
What can I say, we both love cooking 
Nope, Jyllands-Posten is Danish, and they’re what started the whole thing. Netherlands does have a similar reputation for xenophobia, though.
Elephants
Are the elephant references another version of the “orange kangaroos in Denmark” trick, or am I totally missing something here?
ITU Copenhagen, the university I was visiting when I lived there.
Hamlet.
- Hamlet
- Butter cookies
- Hans Christian Andersen/Little Mermaid
Legoland
Yes.
Mine is
“Etwas stinkt in Dänemark.”
It’s been a long long time since my High School German, but a few phrases have stuck in my mind and this is one of them. After reading the translation our teacher even took us to a German performance of Hamlet.
Something rotten.
Films with philosophical monologues, interspersed with unsimulated sex scenes.
The Little Mermaid, then Bluetooth.
Cheese.
What?
Hey, I thought cheese first too! And then herring. Yum.
Bananas. I know, I know, but you said the first thing that pops into my head when I hear (or in this case read) the word Denmark. So, yeah, bananas.
Crown Princess Mary
Skal!
(I just got up with SATW this morning, Balance, funnily enough, so I guess my first thought was Denmark and the Netherlands making Sister Japan get a nosebleed.)
Prince of Denmark
Ex-roommate, the actress.