Quick, what's the first thing that pops into your head when you hear the word "Denmark"?

Incompatibility

My daughter and husband (both Danes)

Hamlet

Victor Borge.

Danmark

Cheese.

Maybe THAT’S why I thought “cheese”!

The stone elephants at the Carlsburg brewery.

Hamlet

Love the stuff so far! Come 'em coming.

Not true, thank God.

Sometime in the early 70’s, Denmark was the first country in the world to legalize pornography, though the law required that all “actors” had to be of legal age, i.e. 18+.

In some of the flicks, though, the actors dressed up in pink frilly skirts and whatnot - “barely legal”, that kind of thing. But again: They were all above the age of 18. No kiddie porn in Denmark, no sirree.

Danny Kaye

Danish modern furniture

Lars Ulrich.

There are no elephants in Denmark

Splunge!

Schmeichel - The Great Dane himself

Either pipes or Lego. They both hit me about the same time.

When I was asked to do the little test Sampiro linked to earlier (11 years ago), the words that came to my mind were “Djibouti” and “iguana”. The guy I was talking to said something about “koalas” and “Denmark” and I had no idea what he was talking about. When I told him what my words were he thought I’d heard the joke before and had deliberately chosen something different.

Herring. (yum)

I came up with “Djibouti” and “ibex”, hence my question about fruit starting with an “x”.