# Quips unappreciated in their time

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 26, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546 "2018-10-26T15:34:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/61 "2018-10-29T17:38:54Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> I’ve heard that same story told by a stand-up comic. I guess he knew your friend.  
> mmm

Or alternatively, she heard that comedian as well and used the line when the opportunity came up. It’s still a great line.

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**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/62 "2018-10-29T18:53:13Z")

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Back in the 1980s, I was answering a phone survey (I was quite bored, so I bit) about TV viewing and radio listening habits. I was asked what radio station I listened to most often. I answered with a station that I liked a lot. The follow up question went like:  
Surveyer: If, for whatever reason, that station were to go off the air, what would you most likely turn to.  
Me (without hesitation): Drugs.  
Surveyer: \<Silence\>

After a few seconds, I had to say that that was a joke. Obviously not appreciated.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/63 "2018-10-29T22:43:00Z")

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> [@pohjonen](#):
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> Or alternatively, she heard that comedian as well and used the line when the opportunity came up. It’s still a great line.

Agreed.

Reminds me of Miss Manners’ suggested response when you are slow to advance when a light turns green and the guy behind you honks at you to go:

Put it in park, walk back to his car and say, “excuse me, did you summon me?”

Of course, that was decades ago. Not something I would try today.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![MsJinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/278dde/32.png) [@MsJinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsJinx)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/64 "2018-10-30T15:37:07Z")

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My bf rode his bike to my office to get me for lunch. As we were leaving we saw a squirrel perched on the seat of his bicycle outside. It stayed on the seat even as we approached the bike. BF wondered why it chose his bike to sit on. I said ‘well, there were a couple of warm nuts there a little while ago’.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/65 "2018-10-30T16:08:35Z")

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Not mine, but a former co-worker told this to me. I don’t know if it’s 100% true, but it makes a good anecdote.

He used to work for a local newspaper that was putting together an article on an ongoing Native American festival. They had pictures of Native Americans crafting, weaving, and grinding corn. They had one picture of a half dozen or so joyful tribespeople standing side by side and waving their homemade blankets in the air. The news people were trying to think of a suitable headline caption for the picture. One fellow, who didn’t talk much, made a suggestion that stunned the entire office to silence. He then went back to his office and retreated into darkness.

His suggestion:

How about “Trail of Cheers?”

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/66 "2018-10-30T18:40:38Z")

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For over thirty years, I have referred to the cantina band in **Star Wars: A New Hope** as _The Mos Eisley Brothers._

Even the crickets were silent. :mad:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/67 "2018-10-30T20:37:22Z")

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> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> For over thirty years, I have referred to the cantina band in **Star Wars: A New Hope** as _The Mos Eisley Brothers._
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> Even the crickets were silent. :mad:

Okay – I REALLY like this one. Consider it appreciated.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/68 "2018-10-30T22:25:08Z")

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> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> For over thirty years, I have referred to the cantina band in **Star Wars: A New Hope** as _The Mos Eisley Brothers._
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> Even the crickets were silent. :mad:

> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Okay – I REALLY like this one. Consider it appreciated.

And appropriated.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/69 "2018-10-31T01:23:41Z")

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> [@wellanuff](#):
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> In kind of a joke thread about “I have misplaced $4000, does anyone know where it is?” by TokyoBayer, he was making extravagant claims about odd things being delivered to his home as a result, including:
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> “…we sometimes lose our toddler’s pacifier, and some good Sumerian apparently decided that we needed replacements, and 2,500 of them showed up, prepaid.”
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> to which I replied “Ur joking.”
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> …I was not rewarded with a single “I saw what you did there.” Very disappointed.  
> I have carried my pain in silence for almost seven years, until today.

Ha ha. I had forgotten about that thread.

We think that the cleaning lady took it. Some other things disappeared as well.

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**Author:** ![Major\_Matt\_Mason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Major\_Matt\_Mason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Matt_Mason)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/70 "2018-10-31T03:05:01Z")

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> [@Steve\_McQwark](#):
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> And appropriated.

What he said.

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**Author:** ![Sangahyando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Sangahyando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sangahyando)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/71 "2018-10-31T09:31:23Z")

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I’m sure **CaptMurdock** ’s quip is indeed terrific: but I’m probably the only participant in this thread to whom it means nothing – I’m totally not into Star Wars. (Please don’t bother to explain.)

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/72 "2018-10-31T14:16:24Z")

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I usually don’t appreciate why somebody insists on publicly announcing they’re the exception to the rule, but maybe in 20 or 30 years it’ll make sense.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/73 "2018-11-04T23:01:20Z")

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> [@Sangahyando](#):
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> I’m sure **CaptMurdock** ’s quip is indeed terrific: but I’m probably the only participant in this thread to whom it means nothing – I’m totally not into Star Wars. (Please don’t bother to explain.)

but… but… fighting ignorance is kind of our thing. It’s on the banner and everything. Not wanting to hear about the Mos Eisley Brothers would be like, not taking a Voyage to Atlantis. Or hearing Footsteps in the Dark and not asking Who’s that Lady? Please, Take me to the Next Phase before I Twist and Shout!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quips-unappreciated-in-their-time/823546/74 "2018-11-05T00:09:41Z")

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I don’t know if this one was appreciated at the time or not – I wasn’t there. But I heard about it afterwards, and it deserves to be remembered.

My friend (and one-tome SDMB Board member) **KevinLeeC** was dressed as a vampire for Halloween – formal suit, cape, slicked-down hair, fangs – the whole deal. A little kid came up to him and asked, in all sincerity

“Are you Dracula?”

To which KevinLeeC replied:

“No, I’m just one of Dracula’s helpers.”

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