# Quit posting stupid crap here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 10, 2009, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000 "2009-11-10T03:38:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![St.Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@St.Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Anger)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/141 "2009-11-13T04:33:12Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > You\*'re\* (see how that apostrophe works, **St. Anger?** ) a little late to the party. Your (again, that one is for **St. Anger** ) weak accusations of hypocrisy, while certainly more literate than the rest, have already been leveled multiple times in this thread alone. 1. Thanks for the grammar lesson. Of course, about the most douchiest thing you can do on the SDMB is to correct someone’s grammar in a weak attempt to belittle their point, but I will take the lesson to heart and replay by saying “You’re an asshole.” 2. Late to the party? Dude, I’ve been thumping your amateur troll ass on this thread since Page 1 and you know it, that’s why you keep replying with short pot shots and then going to hide back under your Mommy’s bed, sucking your thumb and clutching stuffed animals, knowing I’m outside ready to give you another thumping. Come out and fight like a man, pussy boy, or shut the fuck up. 3. Copy and paste one instance where you “leveled” me. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/142 "2009-11-13T05:16:08Z")
**ivn1188** You’re really failing as a troll here. If it were me I’d have had this thread up to six pages by now. Step it up buddy! ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/143 "2009-11-13T05:28:25Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > You\*'re\* (see how that apostrophe works, **St. Anger?** ) a little late to the party. Your (again, that one is for **St. Anger** ) weak accusations of hypocrisy, while certainly more literate than the rest, have already been leveled multiple times in this thread alone. > > Reporting a thread to be moved is a little different than reporting someone for a bannable offense. And seeing as threads get moved, but I’m not banned, it appears I’m in the right. > > Come on, people. Channel that dark side hatred and anger into something other than weaksauce namecalling and accusations of being egocentric (which, by the way, is **fucking hilarious** on the “smartest message board on the internet”, you pretentious chumps). Oh, you’re just adorable!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/144 "2009-11-13T05:31:57Z")
> [@St.Anger](#): > > Come out and fight like a man, pussy boy, or shut the fuck up. Hey now, this isn’t Target. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/145 "2009-11-13T05:38:27Z")
Oh, forgot to say this (I was laughing too hard at your rage issues) – **St. Anger** : The grammar corrections were for you. But please don’t be under the mistaken idea that I think you’re more than passingly literate. The rest of the comments were for **Tastes Like Chocolate**. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/146 "2009-11-13T05:51:41Z")
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A damn good start! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, wait. That probably wasn’t the wit you were looking for here… ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/147 "2009-11-13T06:17:57Z")
A lawyer is getting out of his car, when suddenly a truck comes by and hits his open door. The lawyer jumps out of his car and starts screaming: “What the fuck!? You ruined my Mercedes! That car costs more than you make in a year! Oh my god, it’s wrecked!” The driver of the truck looks at him, shakes his head, and says, “You lawyers are so self-centered and materialistic… you’re so busy bitching about your expensive car that you didn’t even notice that your hand got mangled!” The lawyer looks down at his bloody, broken hand and turns white and starts shaking from shock. “Oh shit… WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY ROLEX?” (Maybe you can find some _good_ lawyer jokes on the internet) ---
**Author:** ![St.Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@St.Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Anger)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/148 "2009-11-13T06:23:21Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > A lawyer is getting out of his car, when suddenly a truck comes by and hits his open door. The lawyer jumps out of his car and starts screaming: > > “What the fuck!? You ruined my Mercedes! That car costs more than you make in a year! Oh my god, it’s wrecked!” > > The driver of the truck looks at him, shakes his head, and says, > > “You lawyers are so self-centered and materialistic… you’re so busy bitching about your expensive car that you didn’t even notice that your hand got mangled!” > > The lawyer looks down at his bloody, broken hand and turns white and starts shaking from shock. > > “Oh shit… WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY ROLEX?” > (Maybe you can find some _good_ lawyer jokes on the internet) BWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Oh god, your slaying me. PLEASE do you have any more jokes? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/149 "2009-11-13T08:04:09Z")
…and so God and the Devil keep arguing about it, and finally God says “Look, you don’t live up to your end of the deal, I’m gonna sue you!” And the Devil laughs and says “Where are you gonna get a lawyer?” ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/150 "2009-11-13T23:19:21Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Oh, forgot to say this (I was laughing too hard at your rage issues) – **St. Anger** : The grammar corrections were for you. But please don’t be under the mistaken idea that I think you’re more than passingly literate. The rest of the comments were for **Tastes Like Chocolate**. Before you go correcting grammer, you might want to check your own spelling. I’ll give you a clue: check my name. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/151 "2009-11-13T23:48:16Z")
I don’t know about anyone else, but I find \*\*ivn1188’s \*\*posts much more entertaining when I imagine that they’re being spoken aloud by Stewie from Family Guy. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/152 "2009-11-14T05:11:19Z")
Curse you, \*\*stats \*\*(can I call you **stats**?). Or, thank you; I haven’t figured out which yet. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/153 "2009-11-14T06:37:22Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Curse you, \*\*stats \*\*(can I call you **stats**?). Or, thank you; I haven’t figured out which yet. Sure, **stats** is fine. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/154 "2009-11-14T06:41:04Z")
Make 'em call you **statsi**. Its a sign of great respect around here, if they shorten your name to make it sound girly. No, really. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/155 "2009-11-14T06:51:25Z")
> [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](#): > > Before you go correcting grammer, you might want to check your own spelling. > > I’ll give you a clue: check my name. You are assuming that I actually care if I get your name right. And, just a little FYI, my spelling was correct. ---
**Author:** ![Yacitizma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e47c2d/32.png) [@Yacitizma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yacitizma)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/156 "2009-11-14T08:50:04Z")
your puncuation seems to get a bit off, the later it is. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/157 "2009-11-14T09:43:18Z")
I don’t think so, lameass. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/158 "2009-11-14T19:36:45Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > You are assuming that I actually care if I get your name right. And, just a little FYI, my spelling was correct. That really ought to be “You _assume_ that I actually care . . . .” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/159 "2009-11-15T00:06:15Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > … > Feel free to insult me… Oh, blow it out your toenails, ivn, you lily-livered skink licker, and that goes for the other 1187 of you, too. ---
**Author:** ![St.Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@St.Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Anger)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-posting-stupid-crap-here/517000/160 "2009-11-15T08:27:25Z")
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