# Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 20, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756 "2004-11-20T00:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/21 "2004-11-20T01:29:14Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Stop stealing from your employer. \* Don’t think of it as stealing, think of it as taking direct action to make up for the imbalance in what his labor is worth and what he is being compensated. Kidding aside, I am so thankful that my employer is concerned with general results and my overall productivity and not on pointless bean counting of what I do every moment of the day. \*Quote slightly edited by Binarydrone to prevent further visual assaults. ---
**Author:** ![Peri\_Nickel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@Peri\_Nickel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peri_Nickel)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/22 "2004-11-20T01:32:32Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > I browse the SDMB at work. I know I shouldn’t, but I do. > > Normally I can be fairly discreet about it. > > But when people post huge, or even worse, huge RED words on the screen [like](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5514392&postcount=9) [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5517222&postcount=14) it kind of draws attention to my nefarious time-wasting activities. > > So please cut it out. > > Molto grazie. Scusilo, molto. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/23 "2004-11-20T01:39:24Z")
How about this?.. I HATE MY BOSS I WANT TO KILL ALL THE BASTARDS IN THIS OFFICE YOU WILL ALL BE SORRY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/24 "2004-11-20T01:40:09Z")
Oh, man is this thread gonna be locked with a _vengeance_. ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/25 "2004-11-20T01:43:47Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > I browse the SDMB at work. I know I shouldn’t, but I do. > > Normally I can be fairly discreet about it. > > But when people post huge, or even worse, huge RED words on the screen [like](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5514392&postcount=9) [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5517222&postcount=14) it kind of draws attention to my nefarious time-wasting activities. > > So please cut it out. > > Molto grazie. ok ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/26 "2004-11-20T01:45:46Z")
Well, it was tough finding something else suitable for this thread, but I’m trying.HOW TO EMBEZZLE FROM YOUR BOSS AND NEVER GET CAUGHT. SEX WITH DONKEYS: THE MISUNDERSTOOD FETISH. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/27 "2004-11-20T02:07:34Z")
Spamming For Beginners How To Sell V!@GBA To Everyone In Your Address Book AND HOW TO HELP PEOPLE IN DIRE STRAITS IN FAR FLUNG CORNERS OF AFRICA FOR ONLY A SMALL CUT OF THE MONEY ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/28 "2004-11-20T02:14:31Z")
ADOLF HITLER APPRECIATION SOCIETY The Idiot’s Guide to Having Wild Hot Gay Sex On Your Boss’s Desk After Hours!!! Hey guys, where’s the best place to ditch a murder weapon? Deadly Viruses to Take Down Your Company’s Network (Damn, this thread alone makes the pay-to-post worth it!) ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/29 "2004-11-20T02:24:07Z")
**Well, what a bunch of fucking comedians.** OK, I admit it, I laughed 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/30 "2004-11-20T02:28:02Z")
Why the fuck do I bother opening this thread when all the funny stuff has been done? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/31 "2004-11-20T02:33:32Z")
We could always try to be nice… 101 WAYS TO INCREASE PRODUCTIVITY Nah HOW TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR INADEQUATE GENITALIA ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/32 "2004-11-20T02:52:03Z")
**DEAR HELOISE: HOW DO I GET SEMEN STAINS OUT OF THE FABRIC WALLS OF MY CUBICLE?** ---
**Author:** ![stately\_plump\_buck\_mulligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@stately\_plump\_buck\_mulligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stately_plump_buck_mulligan)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/33 "2004-11-20T03:04:23Z")
horse status: dead, lacerated ---
**Author:** ![violacrane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c57346/32.png) [@violacrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/violacrane)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/34 "2004-11-20T03:05:09Z")
[CENTER][CENTER]\*\*[CENTER]I HATE \*\* [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] \*\* AMERICA \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/35 "2004-11-20T03:28:02Z")
GOT FIRED? EASY AND QUICK WAYS TO SABOTAGE YOUR COMPANY NETWORK BEFORE THEY ESCORT YOU OUT THE BUILDING ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/36 "2004-11-20T03:35:16Z")
PC LOAD LETTER? WHAT THE FUCK DOES _THAT_ MEAN??? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/37 "2004-11-20T04:10:04Z")
Fred Phelps says ``` "THANKS FOR YOUR TITHE!!!" ``` ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/38 "2004-11-23T01:30:04Z")
heh. This thread is most amusing. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/39 "2004-11-23T01:40:53Z")
Your best bet: Don’t tell 'em about the escaped snake. Hope it doesn’t kill anyone. You are SOOOOO fucked. ---
**Author:** ![stately\_plump\_buck\_mulligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@stately\_plump\_buck\_mulligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stately_plump_buck_mulligan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/40 "2004-11-23T01:43:21Z")
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