# Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 20, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756 "2004-11-20T00:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/41 "2004-11-23T01:56:39Z")
> [@stately plump buck mulligan](#): > > horse status: dog food From **Opal’s** Hall Of Flame: “This horse is so dead, it’s holding sparkles and glitter to a piece of pasteboard on some second grader’s fridge.” ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/42 "2004-11-23T04:23:24Z")
Not many people know that…man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Domokun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c77e96/32.png) [@Domokun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Domokun)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/43 "2004-11-23T04:30:54Z")
I bet you didn’t see this coming ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/44 "2004-12-03T04:59:07Z")
And people thought my posting in purple was bad. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/45 "2004-12-03T05:02:30Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > And people thought my posting in purple was bad. Don’t worry, they were right. ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/46 "2004-12-03T05:04:04Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Don’t worry, they were right. Well it isn’t purple now so get off me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/47 "2004-12-03T05:06:45Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > Well it isn’t purple now so get off me. Must _everything_ revolve around sex? Yeesh! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/48 "2004-12-03T05:15:18Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > Well it isn’t purple now so get off me. 😃 Black. It’s the new purple. **Gorillaman** is my hero. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/49 "2004-12-03T08:35:29Z")
THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING [JOBS.COM](http://JOBS.COM) YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO POST YOUR RESUME FOR POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS TO SEE - PLEASE CLICK YES TO CONFIRM ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/50 "2004-12-03T08:44:34Z")
If you are at work, do not click [http://www.richstevens.com/naked.swf](http://www.richstevens.com/naked.swf) this link. That’s all the warning you get. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/51 "2004-12-03T09:01:27Z")
I’ll second that. DO NOT click on it. And if you are in a room with other people, turn your speakers down. And if you have epileptic issues . . . I don’t know. Better safe than sorry. But it’s really hilarious. Just wait until you get home from work to click! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duderdude2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@Duderdude2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duderdude2)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/52 "2004-12-03T09:10:09Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > Spamming For Beginners > > How To Sell V!@GBA To Everyone In Your Address Book > > AND HOW TO HELP PEOPLE IN DIRE STRAITS IN FAR FLUNG CORNERS OF AFRICA FOR ONLY A SMALL CUT OF THE MONEY Sorry, I missed that. Come again? ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/53 "2004-12-03T09:25:59Z")
Oh man, I knew what to expact after reading the OP, and I still had a good laugh. Best thread ever. Dear Abby: I gave my managers wife herpies. What now? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/54 "2004-12-03T15:53:17Z")
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU LAUGH SO HARD AT A THREAD THAT YOU PEE IN YOUR CHAIR AT WORK? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/55 "2004-12-03T16:06:37Z")
7 Steps To Get Your Boss’s Wife In The Sack. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/56 "2004-12-03T16:10:13Z")
How to get your boss fired in three easy steps ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/57 "2004-12-03T16:31:02Z")
Just when you thought it was safe to revisit this thread … ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/58 "2004-12-03T16:39:54Z")
Bunny Anuses ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/59 "2004-12-03T16:46:36Z")
Does anybody remember that site that was making the rounds a couple of years ago that had some kind of completely innocent url, but when you clicked on it had pictures of men having **ANAL SEX** and **FISTING** each other, with a flashing banner that said " **HEY EVERYBODY!!! I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!!** " and opened up an infinite loop of popups so that you either couldn’t get rid of it or your PC locked up with pictures of **HOT NAKED MEN** on the screen? That was pretty cool. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/60 "2004-12-03T17:01:07Z")
Dear Abby, How should I break the news to my boss that I have been pissing in his coffee for the last three years. And while your at it, please tell me how to change font size and color in V-Bulletin. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756.md?page=4)