# Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 20, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756 "2004-11-20T00:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/61 "2004-12-03T17:24:05Z")
Threads like this are what makes the SDMB great. ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/62 "2004-12-03T18:36:38Z")
I agree with the OP. But the large font stuff in this thread is hilarious. Even people whose monitors passerby can’t see are at risk for LOL seizures trying to hold them back. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/63 "2004-12-03T18:50:45Z")
By the way - In all likelihood, your boss is not a moron. He knows how to read, and he knows that Straight Dope Message Board is not a legitimate function of your employment. It doesn’t mattter if a large, colored font catches his eye, because he already _knows_ you’re goofing off. ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/64 "2004-12-03T19:01:51Z")
Why did my link get edited? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/65 "2004-12-03T19:06:02Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > Why did my link get edited? Anyone? Well, you’re not allowed to post direct links to Bad Stuff. ---
**Author:** ![griffen2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce7236/32.png) [@griffen2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffen2)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/66 "2004-12-03T19:16:14Z")
oi! Keep Your Filthy Peepers On Your Own Fucking Monitor! ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/67 "2004-12-03T19:31:45Z")
> [@Cheese Monster](#): > > Well, you’re not allowed to post direct links to Bad Stuff. I didn’t think it was “Bad Stuff”, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![dd222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@dd222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dd222)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/68 "2004-12-03T19:44:26Z")
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/69 "2004-12-03T20:44:19Z")
**dd222** you are really, really sick. I like that in a Doper, and hope you stick around. You’ll fit right in. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/70 "2004-12-03T21:19:06Z")
Fun at Work Office Supplies Dear Mr. Colophon, Here’s the list of articles you’ve ordered: 1 Convertable king-size bed to be folded under desk. 2 Satin sheets 2 Pillows & satin covers 1 Comforter & cover 1 Small refridgerator 12 Large, red candles 12 Bottles Moët & Chandon Champagne 2 dozen oysters 1 Employee of “ **Cupid in your Cubicle** ” [available for a month] 4 dozen condoms 1 door lock Total Amount…$31.984,32 As per your request we will bill to your firm under: Office supplies. Thank you for your order, Mrs. Gum Fun at Work. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/71 "2004-12-04T14:36:09Z")
_Yoda’s Jedi Training Site_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/72 "2004-12-06T13:57:14Z")
Re: Your order for a 1920’s Style Death Ray ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/73 "2004-12-06T16:38:11Z")
How To Get Better Blowjobs from Your Teen Age Altar Boy Lover!!! ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/74 "2004-12-06T23:22:45Z")
I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHERFUCK! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/75 "2004-12-06T23:47:53Z")
WELCOME TO VEAL-FATTENING-PEN WORKERS OF AMERICA LOCAL #23 When organizing a campaign to unionize your office, stealth is of the utmost importance! Try to get as many cards as possible signed before the employer is even aware of your organizing efforts. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/76 "2004-12-07T04:46:22Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > And people thought my posting in purple was bad. :eek: Damn, I leave the Dope for a few months, and **The Grapist** comes back? Please note: Kidding only. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/77 "2004-12-07T18:14:30Z")
Welcome back, jackelope! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/78 "2004-12-07T18:19:50Z")
How To Hypnotize Someone’s Butthole ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/79 "2004-12-07T18:52:16Z")
QUIT USING FUCKING MASSIVE FONTS IN THREADS, ARSEHOLES. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/80 "2004-12-07T20:16:15Z")
"Okay, Arsehole… a little hypnotherapy will clear those massive fonts right up. I’m going to count backwards from ten, and with every count you’ll feel yourself getting more relaxed. “10… Feel the tension leaving you… 9… Warm waves of relaxation flow through you… 8… You’re now more relaxed than you’ve ever… _ewwwww._” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756.md?page=5)