# Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 20, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756 "2004-11-20T00:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/81 "2004-12-13T16:15:02Z")
Do Not Read This Post ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/82 "2004-12-13T16:25:46Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Everyone’s impressed you figured out how to use both the size and the color tags, but it’s still lame. COLOR=Red]SIZE=4]Hey, it’s not lame, it’s cool!/SIZE[/COLOR] Dammit! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cathouse\_Teri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Cathouse\_Teri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cathouse_Teri)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/83 "2004-12-13T16:27:36Z")
… the one word that can describe the over-fonting of the good people at the message board. Not much to be done about it, though… as it is well said, “It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won’t go.” ~ Bertrand Russell 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/84 "2004-12-13T16:44:38Z")
> [@jackelope](#): > > Damn, I leave the Dope for a few months, and **The Grapist** comes back? > > Please note: Kidding only. You might, therefore, have missed [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289392). ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/85 "2004-12-13T16:47:52Z")
Ooo this looks fun let me try I woke up with a dead Russian hooker next to me how should I dispose of the body? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/86 "2004-12-13T16:54:26Z")
> [@treis](#): > > Ooo this looks fun let me try > I woke up with a dead Russian hooker next to me how should I dispose of the body? No, it’s: I woke up with a dead Russian hooker next to me how should I dispose of the body? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/87 "2004-12-13T16:55:25Z")
We’ve been Threadspotted! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/88 "2004-12-13T17:32:59Z")
how To Shove A Kumquat Up Your Anus In Three Easy Steps!!! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/89 "2004-12-13T18:12:55Z")
Strange… I’m pretty sure I can do it in one. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/90 "2004-12-13T18:45:46Z")
so… You are the _Professor_ featured on _that_site. ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/91 "2004-12-14T00:30:42Z")
At least it’s not blinking and accompanied by a horrid-sounding MIDI file. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/92 "2004-12-14T01:06:45Z")
Biological Weapons for Sale ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/93 "2004-12-14T01:29:50Z")
Multi-colored posts in funny fonts and stupid colors? How lame. :rolleyes: Who would post like that? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/94 "2004-12-14T02:27:11Z")
Hello and Welcome to Britney Spears’ Personal Web Page! ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/95 "2004-12-14T04:21:32Z")
\*\*To: Abdullah Muhammed bin Fasawa Date: December 13, 2004 13:58 GMT Re: Instructions My Dear and Beloved Abdullah, I have not received any instructions from Osama for two weeks now. All is in place. Please advice. DTA!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/96 "2004-12-14T04:53:51Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I AM MASTURBATING > LIKE A MOTHERFUCK! I believe you forgot your “WOOOOOO!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Qwerty\_not\_Dvorak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/bcef8e/32.png) [@Qwerty\_not\_Dvorak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwerty_not_Dvorak)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/97 "2004-12-14T05:06:49Z")
Pr0n the new Ascii Art. (•Y•) Now with more diversity (•Y•) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/98 "2004-12-14T11:31:08Z")
([color=green] ) ( \* ) Holiday Pron! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/99 "2004-12-14T11:32:12Z")
Holiday Pron for the Masectomy :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/100 "2004-12-14T14:20:08Z")
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