# Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 20, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756 "2004-11-20T00:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/101 "2004-12-14T15:09:43Z")
Virus uploaded successfully. Money Transfer will begin shortly. I am looking at a message board at work. I am a bad employee. My work habits are poor and my hygiene is marginal at best. The worst part is that it isn’t even that good of a message board. It’s nothing but a group of people who think that they are funny. They’re not really that funny. All they know how to do is make pop culture references and beat jokes to death. If I were you, I wouldn’t even fire me. I would just demote me down to toilet licker. πŸ˜ƒ Kinda fun to see a joke resurrected just so it can be beaten to death again. πŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/102 "2004-12-14T20:21:54Z")
CONGRATULATIONS! You have successfully listed the following items on eBay: 1. Desk with office chair 2. Computer system 3. Miscellaneous office supplies 4. Wastebasket 5. Office PBX telephone ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/103 "2004-12-14T21:14:38Z")
Sex With Puppets - What YOU need to know to protect yourself from STDs (Splinter-Transmitted Diseases) I’ve placed your order of extra-extra-small lubricated condoms and one large Big Bird Blow Up Doll with the Specially-Placed Hole. Is there anything else I can help you with today? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/104 "2004-12-14T22:01:18Z")
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**Author:** ![High\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8797f3/32.png) [@High\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/105 "2004-12-14T22:35:27Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Do Not Read This Post Do Not Listen To _Anything_ I Say ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/106 "2004-12-14T22:42:50Z")
> [@sturmhauke](#): > > _all those smilies_… Damn… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/107 "2004-12-14T23:32:00Z")
Some say that in order for me to have an orgasm, I need to kill a dog. ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/108 "2004-12-15T00:18:18Z")
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/109 "2004-12-15T12:09:38Z")
add To Your Collection Ofgarden Gnomes! ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_LovelyLocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Lady\_LovelyLocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_LovelyLocks)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/110 "2004-12-16T01:22:54Z")
Funniest F’ing thread, ever. And I mean that. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/111 "2004-12-19T05:51:17Z")
Damn, **sturmhawke** , that hurt my eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/112 "2004-12-19T14:28:54Z")
:eek: Bravo **sturmhauke**. That’s some serious fucking art right there πŸ˜ƒ You are some kind of genius. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/113 "2004-12-20T10:11:53Z")
Yes, bask in my radiant glory. Although I don’t know if it’s _fucking_ art, the mods don’t appreciate that sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/114 "2005-04-27T07:24:22Z")
> [@TheLoadedDog](#): > > Why the fuck do I bother opening this thread when all the funny stuff has been done? [sub]My life story. Shit. I think I’m about to bump an old thread that was linked from a new thread. fuckit.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756/115 "2005-04-27T07:25:54Z")
Oh fucking fuck. I hardly ever do that. I hope I can be forgiven! This thread is like half ayear old! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quit-using-fucking-massive-fonts-in-threads-arseholes-brief-to-the-point/275756.md?page=5)