# Quite possibly the best music video ever.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 4, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345 "2013-08-04T19:58:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/21 "2013-08-07T06:23:05Z")

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> [@beagledave](#):
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> Mumford and Sons wins the Internet
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> [Hopeless Wanderer](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rId6PKlDXeU)

Yep, that’s a [Mumford Band.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as4O2ZorKP8)

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/22 "2013-08-07T14:57:49Z")

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Everyone knows the correct answer is the very NSFW [“Smack My Bitch Up”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvDt57Dr_WY) by Prodigy.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/23 "2013-08-07T16:22:50Z")

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> [@beagledave](#):
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> Mumford and Sons wins the Internet
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> [Hopeless Wanderer](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rId6PKlDXeU)

I was only half watching for the first minute so I totally didn’t even notice the joke until the part where Andy from the Office turns dramatically to Jason Bateman. I lost my shit.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/24 "2013-08-07T16:42:22Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I like it when the song and video are conceived together. My favorite: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_8GtVwBQWtc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8GtVwBQWtc) . Loads of cameos.

I haven’t seen this video in years. I had totally forgotten about it.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/25 "2013-08-07T16:52:47Z")

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I think it’s pretty well established that [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl9KQ1Mub6Q) is the best video ever.

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/26 "2013-08-07T17:59:23Z")

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I came in here expecting “Gangnam Style”

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/27 "2013-08-07T18:37:10Z")

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I can’t believe it’s gone this long without a mention of [Knights of Cydonia](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Yc3HhSl1Q) by Muse (as mentioned in these music video threads [1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=619008), [2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=690894), [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=573679), [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=538261))

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**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/28 "2013-08-07T18:54:59Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> [Build Me Up, Buttercup](http://youtu.be/HeP1Klmk0ng). Amateur ukulele with a cool reveal at 1:10. Didja see it coming?

A “reveal”? I didn’t see anything revealed. Her friends, most of whom unfortunately can’t sing very well, joined in, but I don’t see how that’s a “reveal” or how anyone would expect (or not expect) it. I thought it was gonna’ turn out that it was someone else’s hands playing the uke. That would have been a “reveal”.

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/29 "2013-08-07T19:50:21Z")

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Um, hello!

The answer is obviously [Rio](http://youtu.be/e3W6yf6c-FA), by Duran Duran

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/30 "2013-08-07T20:43:00Z")

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You’re all wrong. None of these can compete with Little Big’s insightful dissection of the Russian soul, “Every Day I’m Drinking”.

[THIS IS RUSSIA, BITCH!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ) (Spoilered because of language, creepy clowns, simulated bearsuit sex, veiled references to Catherine and the horse, tracksuits, balalaikas, little people, vodka…)

More seriously, The Red Paintings’ recent video, “[You’re Not One of Them](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6NSmhxn9V0)” is pretty damn good.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/31 "2013-08-07T20:44:14Z")

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Yo, beagle. I’m really happy for you. I’mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/4m1EFMoRFvY/maxresdefault.jpg "Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) (Video Version)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/32 "2013-08-07T20:58:11Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> _Tool_ and _Foo Fighters_ have the best videos ever.

Sober: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8)  
Prison Sex: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0)

Be Amazed!

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/33 "2013-08-07T21:21:06Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Sober: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8)  
> Prison Sex: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0)
> 
> Be Amazed!

I still remember seeing the video for Sober when I was but a wee monkey, up late one night watching Headbanger’s Ball on the little 9 or 13 inch TV in the kitchen. My jaw hit the counter–I had never seen (or heard) **anything** even remotely like it.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/34 "2013-08-08T01:30:29Z")

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The real answer is Michael Jackson’s “Thriller,” rivaled only by Ke$ha’s “Blow” and “C’mon.”

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/35 "2013-08-08T01:55:49Z")

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No.

No, no… no no no.

My grasshoppers… the best music video is [Elektronik Supersonik](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4).

You can thank me later.

5… 4… 3… 1… blast off!!!

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/36 "2013-08-08T02:02:00Z")

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Oops, never mind. This is the best music video: [spoiler][The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY%5B/spoiler%5D)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/37 "2013-08-08T02:37:28Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> I was about two minutes in before I realised what was going on.

I still don’t get it. It’s an OK video, but what’s so great about it? Also I reply with [This John Hiatt song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_diKw9F6t3U)

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/38 "2013-08-08T03:25:13Z")

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A best music video competition isn’t complete without a little [Electric Six](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc)

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/39 "2013-08-08T03:53:38Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> I still don’t get it. It’s an OK video, but what’s so great about it?

They play it straight for a while, then it becomes clear that none of them are the actual band members, they’re all [comedy actors](http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/jason-sudeikis-jason-bateman-forte-ed-helms-star-mumford-sons-music-video-article-1.1418029), like Jason Bateman and Ed Helms, and they then all go just a bit silly.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quite-possibly-the-best-music-video-ever/665345/40 "2013-08-08T04:18:03Z")

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> [@G0sp3l](#):
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> Yo, beagle. I’m really happy for you. I’mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!
> 
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY)

Not gonna lie. That is one of the dopest videos of all time. Bey got it in for that one.

Ok, let’s do this thing:  
[Sugar Water](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN9auBn6Jys)

[Smooth Criminal](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceU4ANZKdOM)  
Grimes was mentioned, but I would have gone with [Genesis](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY)

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