# Quiz on your shower. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 3, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105 "2004-08-03T06:06:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/21 "2004-08-03T15:53:01Z")
Female, shower 5-9 times per week, summer and winter, depending on how dirty I feel, what my hair looks like, and whether I’m even planning to leave the house that day. I shave my legs in the shower, but brush my teeth afterward. I rarely bother with masturbation in the shower for a number of reasons: I live alone and don’t need to “sneak” it, I don’t have a shower massager, and the drain in my tub is a bit slow, so if I hang out in there too long I end up standing knee-deep in my own discarded dirt, more or less. My shower is usually the most annoying part of my day, and as **Silentgoldfish** said, if there were some way to get around it and still be clean, I’d probably take that option. There are some days when I enjoy luxuriating under the spray, but not many. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Stilettos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Red\_Stilettos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Stilettos)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/22 "2004-08-03T18:30:40Z")
female 5-7 per week I don’t brush my teeth in the shower but I do shave my legs. My massaging showerhead and I are very close. 😉 No. As others have said, if nothing better happens in a day, I’d have to re-evaluate my life. ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/23 "2004-08-03T18:36:29Z")
First tell if you are male or female. Female How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)? Usually seven days a week, no matter the season. There’s the rare day off when I don’t feel like getting out of my pajamas and don’t shower. Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave? I shave in the shower, don’t brush my teeth there. Do you pleasure yourself in the shower? Nope. Is the shower the best part of your day? Nope. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/24 "2004-08-03T18:43:28Z")
Male. Shower once per day in the morning, summer and winter (and often after exercise.) No tooth brushing or shaving. Self-pleasure: once in a blue moon. Best part of my day: hell no. I’m barely awake. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/25 "2004-08-03T18:48:28Z")
Male, shower each night year round except if I get especially dirty on a weekend I’ll shower mid day and again at bedtime. No, no, and no. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/26 "2004-08-03T18:51:21Z")
Female 5-7. Sometimes I skip on weekends if I’m not going anywhere. Twice a day is almost unheard of. I’d have to do some heavy gardening to take a second one. Yes to both. I shave while the shampoo rinses out and brush my teeth while the conditioner rinses out. I’m a big multitasker. No. If I want to be pleasured, I find my fiance. God no. I try to spend as little time in there as possible. It makes me claustrophobic. Despite shaving, brushing my teeth and washing my thick hair, I’m rarely in there more than 5 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/27 "2004-08-03T18:54:47Z")
> [@neuroman](#): > > Self-pleasure: once in a blue moon. :dubious: Well, now we know what you were doing last Saturday… ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/28 "2004-08-03T19:46:31Z")
Male Daily, winter or summer. No brushing teeth or shaving in the shower. No pleasuring in the shower, I don’t like to ejaculate while standing. I get dizzy. Nope. just another chore. ---
**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/29 "2004-08-03T20:07:15Z")
First tell if you are male or female. **Female** How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)? **Regardless of season, about 1.4 times for every two days, once on the weekends. Always in the mornings.** Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave? **Both** Do you pleasure yourself in the shower? **Never in the shower, but once in awhile in the bath** Is the shower the best part of your day? **No. I hate showers. I can’t wait until they have the Star Trek showers where I’m zapped and clean.** ---
**Author:** ![maleinblack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maleinblack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maleinblack)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/30 "2004-08-03T21:11:34Z")
First tell if you are male or female : **Male** How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)? **Twice a day on weekdays, once in the morning and once when I come back from office. Once on weekends. Irrespective of the season.** Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave? **Brush and shave both before the bath.** Do you pleasure yourself in the shower? **More frequently than other replies for sure, about once a week.** Is the shower the best part of your day? **Heck no!** ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/31 "2004-08-03T21:25:23Z")
First tell if you are male or female. female How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)? at least one a day. Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave? yes Do you pleasure yourself in the shower? thats where I learned to do it :D. Now? Occasionally. Is the shower the best part of your day? Depends of the rest of the day. Not usually. But then on a particualrly bad day, at least I get a shower. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/32 "2004-08-03T21:25:44Z")
First tell if you are male or female. female How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)? at least one a day. Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave? yes Do you pleasure yourself in the shower? thats where I learned how to do it :D. Now? Occasionally. Is the shower the best part of your day? Depends of the rest of the day. Not usually. But then on a particualrly bad day, at least I get a shower. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/33 "2004-08-03T21:32:58Z")
_First tell if you are male or female._ Male. _How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)?_ Every day in summer (Unless it’s particularly hot in which case I’ll usually end up having to add a second, or really cool in which case I might skip a day), every 2 days in winter. If I’m working, I shower before work every day, and after work in the summer. _Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave?_ No, I don’t shave, and the thought of hot shower water in my mouth makes me gag. _Do you pleasure yourself in the shower?_ Very, very rarely. Only once in the past 10 years, not very often before that. _Is the shower the best part of your day?_ No, it’s a chore to get out of the way. ---
**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/34 "2004-08-03T21:44:01Z")
> [@Paulies](#): > > First tell if you are male or female. > > How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)? > > Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave? > > Do you pleasure yourself in the shower? > > Is the shower the best part of your day? I’m male, 3 to 5 days a week, sometimes I brush my teeth but not often, If I do then it’s normally before or after the shower, it’s one of the best parts but a long bath is even better…I still haven’t grown out of baths as opposed to showers. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/35 "2004-08-03T21:56:56Z")
Male, I shower once in the moring every day on weekdays, and usually once over the whole weekend, Saturday mostly, since if I’m going anywhere to do anything that’s usually the day it is. If I’m going out Friday night, I’ll shower again before. I never brush my teeth or shave in the shower. I need a mirror to shave, and even if they was one in the shower, it would get fogged up, and I have no desire to spend money on an anti-fod mirror so I can shave in the shower, because I don’t want to. As for brushing my teeth? I’ve got to agree with other posters and say that hot water in my mouth feels weird. I pleasure myself in the shower maybe half a dozen times a year. Not the best part of my day, but I do enjoy it. It wakes me up, and on cold winter days I don’t wanna get out. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/36 "2004-08-03T21:59:24Z")
First tell if you are male or female. **Female** How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)? **Nearly every day. Sometimes if I know I’m not leaving the house all day, I’ll skip it. But if I’m going out, I shower. Summer/Winter are the same.** Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave? **I shave my legs, etc in the shower, but I don’t brush my teeth.** Do you pleasure yourself in the shower? **Nope, it’s all business in the shower. I’m in and out as quickly as possible. If you’d asked about hot steamy bubble baths…that would be a different story.** 😉 Is the shower the best part of your day? **No** ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/37 "2004-08-03T22:20:33Z")
Male Minimum of once a day No No No Not necessarily the best, but a hot shower is a good way to start the day. ---
**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/38 "2004-08-03T22:35:33Z")
**First tell if you are male or female.** Female. **How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)?** Once a day, unless I come home from work feeling especially grotty. Also, if I’m going out, I’ll have a shower first. **Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave?** I shave my legs in the shower, but don’t brush my teeth there. MaxBabe does, and I can’t understand it. She gets covered in toothpaste froth and then it has to be washed off… I don’t get it. That, and brushing my teeth with warm water is a horrid sensation. **Do you pleasure yourself in the shower?** No. A) I’m usually too busy trying to get ready for work and B) I just can’t do it standing up. **Is the shower the best part of your day?** Pleasurable though it is, no… it’s not the best part of my day. Max. ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/39 "2004-08-03T22:52:07Z")
male 7-10 per week no shaving or brushing occasional pleasuring maybe not the best part of the day, but thoroughly enjoyable (and not just due to the above answer) ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105/40 "2004-08-03T23:26:54Z")
**First tell if you are male or female.** Male **How many times a week do you take a shower (indicate for summer and winter)?** Summer: 10 Winter: 14-17 **Do you brush your teeth in the shower or shave?** I do shave, I don’t brush my teeth **Do you pleasure yourself in the shower?** rarely **Is the shower the best part of your day?** Yes [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiz-on-your-shower/258105.md?page=3)