# Quiznos subs commercial. What The Fuck? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 26, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241 "2004-02-26T04:51:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/41 "2004-02-27T16:47:41Z")
Holy crap, the first time I saw that commercial I fell of the couch with laughter. COME ON! The one is wearing a god damn pirate hat! IT’S COMEDY. It makes me want to go to Quizno’s MORE because they just said “fuck it with all this sappy commercial crap, lets throw this shit up there and see what happens” THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAARRRRRRR 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/42 "2004-02-27T19:58:11Z")
Add me to the list of those who thinks it’s so weird it’s brilliant. If my company weren’t buying us lunch today, I’d be making plans to go to Quiznos right now. Of course, I also watched rathergood’s “viking kittens set to Led Zeppelin” for twenty minutes straight and laughed the whole time. I hold no illusions that my sense of humor translates to the mainstream. My wife, on the other hand, thinks it’s just kinda dumb. _–shrug–_ ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/43 "2004-02-27T20:12:15Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > My wife, on the other hand, thinks it’s just kinda dumb. ahhhh Cervaise…how many times have you said that in your life… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/44 "2004-02-27T20:19:01Z")
Thanks for the clarification. Do they now have a dead hamster bar? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/45 "2004-02-27T22:29:29Z")
Well, now that we’ve got that cleared up, there’s something I’ve been wondering about Quinzo’s for awhile. I’m wondering if anyone can enlighten me. Do they have a pepper bar? ---
**Author:** ![Legolamb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@Legolamb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legolamb)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/46 "2004-02-27T22:45:08Z")
[Well at least John Kovalic agrees with us Quiznos commercial haters](http://www.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/images/comics/dorktower324.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JRootabega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@JRootabega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRootabega)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/47 "2004-02-27T23:58:34Z")
I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but the Internet has rendered me incapable of feeling disgust. You see goatse and tubgirl enough times and part of your brain takes a permanent vacation. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_of\_the\_Felines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/b5e925/32.png) [@Queen\_of\_the\_Felines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_of_the_Felines)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/48 "2004-02-28T04:10:02Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > I like the ad but I sure wouldn’t want to be working at a Quiznos. > > Imagine how _every customer_ must be singing We Like the Subs at them. It sucks. It really, really, really sucks. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/49 "2004-02-28T04:17:40Z")
Long live the Gay Bar… Long live the Viking Kittens (may they always have a water hazard to sail)… The newer one with the pandas is pretty cute too [hijack] [rathergood.com](http://rathergood.com) or [homestarrunner.com](http://homestarrunner.com)? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/50 "2004-02-28T04:27:13Z")
I like the fact that its dadist and not usual syrupy crap. But when the local weatherman starts singing it on tv, and you hear it at school…AHHHHHHHH! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241/51 "2004-02-28T04:37:24Z")
I couldn’t find the viking kittens at the rathergood link provided earlier in the thread, but the following link also carries it. [http://www.public.asu.edu/~mharp/viking\_kittens/VikingKitten.htm](http://www.public.asu.edu/~mharp/viking_kittens/VikingKitten.htm) When I first saw those singing critters on the commercial I thought, “So that’s what SDMB hamsters look like after a hard day!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos-subs-commercial-what-the-fuck/231241.md?page=2)