# Quizno's **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810 "2006-01-20T13:02:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/1 "2006-01-20T13:02:24Z")
Look sandwich maker, that baby is creeping me out. Babies don’t talk. They don’t eat sandwiches, they don’t know what Christmas is, and they DON’T TALK. Second, if you’re going to have an adult voice coming out of a baby’s mouth, GET THE FUCKING WORDS RIGHT. Case in point-- au jus. It MEANS “with juice.” So saying “with au jus” is redundant, m’kay? But worst of all, it’s pronounced “o zhoo” not ‘anjou.’ Anjou is a FUCKING PEAR! ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/2 "2006-01-20T13:05:58Z")
_ **And** _ my sandwich tasted like shit. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/3 "2006-01-20T13:08:55Z")
We like da MOON! ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/4 "2006-01-20T14:19:58Z")
Yeah, bring back the hamsters on crack. “They got a pepper bar” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/5 "2006-01-20T14:24:38Z")
SPONGE MONKEYS, MOTHER FUCKER! GOD DAMN IT! AUUURRRRGGGHHHHHhhhhh!! ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/6 "2006-01-20T14:35:43Z")
The ads are always stupid, but man, I love that “Traditional” club they make. I think that’s what I’ll have for lunch today. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/7 "2006-01-20T14:45:22Z")
But their Turkey Bacon Guacamolie makes my tummy happy. Even if it packs in more than 1000 calories. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/8 "2006-01-20T14:49:32Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > But their Turkey Bacon Guacamolie makes my tummy happy. Even if it packs in more than 1000 calories. [nitpick] Guacamole. No “I”. Although it’s a much funnier looking word that way[/nitpick] [http://www.rathergood.com/moon\_song/](http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/) ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/9 "2006-01-20T14:53:35Z")
Everyone, and I mean everyone from the Ad Exec to the gaffer to the caterer, who worked on those commercials should be buried alive. In potash. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/10 "2006-01-20T15:01:24Z")
> [@Waverly](#): > > Everyone, and I mean everyone from the Ad Exec to the gaffer to the caterer, who worked on those commercials should be buried alive. In potash. And then toasted? ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/11 "2006-01-20T15:10:29Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > SPONGE MONKEYS, MOTHER FUCKER! > > GOD DAMN IT! > > AUUURRRRGGGHHHHHhhhhh!! _Spong_monkeys, dude. E. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/12 "2006-01-20T15:57:57Z")
> [@Elza B](#): > > _Spong_monkeys, dude. > > E. Damn it, make up your mind - is there an E. in there or not??!!? ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/13 "2006-01-20T15:59:31Z")
I dunno, the baby is a step up from the guy sucking on the wolf teat. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/14 "2006-01-20T16:02:40Z")
Let me be the firsted to welcome our new toasted guacamole spongmonkey overlords. ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/15 "2006-01-20T16:02:44Z")
> [@Uvula Donor](#): > > Damn it, make up your mind - is there an E. in there or not??!!? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/16 "2006-01-20T16:23:32Z")
The talking baby is horrible, but their Black Angus steak and cheese sub, topped with their Batch 81 three-pepper hot sauce, more than makes up for it. Does anyone’s Quizno’s still sell the sauce by itself in flask-shaped glass bottles? None of the ones around here do anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/17 "2006-01-20T16:35:43Z")
_E. coli_, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/18 "2006-01-20T17:01:36Z")
I’ve had a standing boycott of Quiznos ever since their man suckling the wolf commercial several years ago. I don’t care how delicious their sandwiches might be (I wouldn’t know), evertime I went to take a bite I’d just think of either that man, those damned spongemonkeys (Funny, yes, but not when advertising for food, damnit), or the creepy talking baby, whose jaw doesn’t move in synch with his mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/19 "2006-01-20T17:05:25Z")
Is this thread an example of viral marketing? Because now I feel like having one of their subs. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810/20 "2006-01-20T17:08:09Z")
Oh, come on. You’re lucky the kid speaks english; you want him to pronounce French right, too? :rolleyes: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quiznos/340810.md?page=2)