# Quote a friend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888 "2000-10-22T17:30:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/41 "2000-10-25T21:15:38Z")
From email the last few days (I need a pickmeup): “You’re wierd, Patrick. But that’s what makes you so wonderful . . . more good than bad.” “y’all need eachother.” Right now I’d take “no, x person is uglier than you.” ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/42 "2000-10-29T06:14:49Z")
Mostly because I hate to see this thread die, and also Mostly because I need to share: I’m the aggressor in this situation! – George To what? Small children? Under three? Small animals? Without claws? – Whit Pastries? – Suz Right. “I hunt pastries for a living!” – George At least you could catch them. – Suz She’s got . . . what is it? Necrophilia. – Whit’s mom, about Whit, meaning narcolepsy No!!! That’s copulation with a corpse! – Whit At least Scottish doesn’t require messy cleaning up. – George, given the option of sex, puke, or Scottish (as roommate qualities) Why a midget on a stick? – Suz Would you put a full sized person on a stick? – George (it was an elaborate metaphor for chemical bonds. I think.) Don’t make me come over there and castrate you with a fork! – Suz, to Denver That’s NOT your G-spot. – Steve Have you ever worn pantyhose? – George No. – Eric Well, I beat you there. – George See George, this is why you should keep neat things in your pocket. Lots of women randomly handle them. – Eric (he was talking about his pen, over which Whit and I were oohing and ahing . . .) Slip and Score!!! – Heather If only it were that easy . . . – Steve (it was a pottery conversation! or it started that way, anyway . . . ) ---
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/43 "2000-10-29T22:35:17Z")
“I like sexual harassment. It makes me feel pretty.” - Juniper200! “We all have shitty days. Some of us just have them closer together.” - Laura, my company leader. “EVERYTHING’S better in France… oh, except hamburgers.” - my boyfriend (who grew up there). …and from my three-year-old cousin (this isn’t exactly “from a friend”, but this is too damn cute): Bedtime. Lizzie’s mom: Lizzie, let’s say a prayer for the poor people. Lizzie: Why are they poor, mommy? Mom: Well, because they don’t have any money. Lizzie: Then why don’t they get JOBS? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/44 "2000-10-30T22:16:27Z")
We were annoying middle schoolers today and one decided to tell Tasha that she was going to “Pop a can in her ass.” And has anyone noticed that little people’s only comeback is “shut up”? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/45 "2000-10-30T22:47:35Z")
From my three-year-old foster sister, walking out of the kitchen (where we’d just finished baking chocolate chip cookies, and I’d told her not to eat any) with chocolate on her face: Me: Stephanie, did you eat a cookie? Stephanie: No. It fell in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/46 "2000-10-30T23:00:49Z")
Oooohhh…I’ll get you for this tsarina. Just you wait. ---
**Author:** ![Munkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Munkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munkie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/47 "2000-10-31T03:03:03Z")
One of my favorite all time quotes… “You don’t know what you have until you no longer have it” - Unknown ---
**Author:** ![Quadzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a4c791/32.png) [@Quadzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quadzilla)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/48 "2000-10-31T03:29:54Z")
racinchikki…were you reading _Huis Clos_ by chance when your French teacher said, “It could be a chimney…”?? My favorite quotes…hrm… My friend Jenny, on Venetian transportation: You know, I was just looking around for cars…and then I realized - OHHHH! That’s why there are no cars in Venice. My suitemate Aleah on the dining hall’s breakfasts: They need to make different FOODS, not the same food in different SHAPES. Sarah L.: Your mom was here?? Did she bring cookies?? Me: Well, yeah. Sarah L.: Woo-HOO! So where are the no-bakes? Me: There aren’t any. Sarah L.: WHAAAT?? Linz! That is so not cool! But tell your mom to send some to 208 and we’ll love her forever. Jerome: We could order pizza from somewhere other than Papa John’s, but how could we…guarantee the goodness? ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/49 "2000-10-31T03:37:23Z")
From a somewhat dramatic friend, realizing his tendancies… “I am like a lion tamer in a cage full of kittens.” Commenting on the pants on a guy on the bus… (what I said) “Any tighter and he’ll have an accident.” (what my friend heard) “Any tighter and he’ll have an accent.” There are more, when I think of them. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/50 "2000-10-31T11:30:56Z")
Quadzilla – Yep. Sartre. ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888/51 "2000-10-31T15:10:39Z")
Said by a French teacher at my high school (I wasn’t there personally, but this did make it into the year book): “Look at me my little cabbages! Give yourselves a thrill!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-a-friend/37888.md?page=2)