# Quote Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500 "2003-01-03T21:43:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/1 "2003-01-03T21:43:00Z")
The object of the game is to carry out a seemingly normal conversation by using nothing but movie quotes. (No back-to-back quotes from the same movie, though). Hope this works. Starting with, **When did you turn into a nutbar?** Dana Carvey as Garth, _Wayne’s World 2_. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/2 "2003-01-03T21:56:52Z")
**We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?** Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates, _Psycho_ ---
**Author:** ![stuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@stuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuff)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/3 "2003-01-03T21:58:19Z")
\*\*At least I’m housebroken. \*\* jeff bridges in _the big lebowski_ ---
**Author:** ![Realhoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8dc957/32.png) [@Realhoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Realhoops)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/4 "2003-01-03T22:05:01Z")
“You are a sad, strange, little man.” –Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/5 "2003-01-03T22:20:33Z")
“Christ, he’s tiny!” Mike Myers as Fat Bastard, _Austin Powers, the Spy Who Shagged Me_ ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/6 "2003-01-03T22:34:38Z")
“Where are the little ones?” Sean Bean as Boromir, FOTR ---
**Author:** ![Realhoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8dc957/32.png) [@Realhoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Realhoops)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/7 "2003-01-03T22:46:06Z")
“ **You a bounty hunter?** ” –Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/8 "2003-01-03T22:57:07Z")
“Greedo, tell Jabba I got the money!” – Harrison Ford as Han Solo, SW:ANH ---
**Author:** ![Realhoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8dc957/32.png) [@Realhoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Realhoops)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/9 "2003-01-03T23:01:23Z")
“ **How much for the little girl? Your women – how much for the women?** ” –Jake, Blues Brothers ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/10 "2003-01-03T23:03:51Z")
“[…]2,000 now, and another fifteen when we reach our destination.” Obi-Wan SW:ANH ---
**Author:** ![StikyIcky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@StikyIcky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StikyIcky)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/11 "2003-01-03T23:18:32Z")
“Bargain, that’s a bloody bargain if I ever heard one.” –Eddy, _Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels_ ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/12 "2003-01-03T23:24:51Z")
[It’s] a piece of junk! – Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker SW:ANH ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/13 "2003-01-04T00:13:59Z")
David St. Hubbins: Well, I’m sure I’d feel much worse if I weren’t under such heavy sedation. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/14 "2003-01-04T00:39:17Z")
“You’re meddling in things that ought not be meddled in!” Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid in HPatPS ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/15 "2003-01-04T00:54:33Z")
Dean Vernon Wormer: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you’ll be outta here like shit through a goose. ---
**Author:** ![Realhoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8dc957/32.png) [@Realhoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Realhoops)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/16 "2003-01-04T02:03:40Z")
“ **I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.** ” –Maximus, Gladiator ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/17 "2003-01-04T02:24:43Z")
“And what are you laughing at, pig-boy?” _Major Payne_ ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/18 "2003-01-04T02:30:18Z")
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!” _Heathers_ ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/19 "2003-01-04T02:30:18Z")
“Dorks. You look like dorks.” – Jimmy in Pulp Fiction ---
**Author:** ![Realhoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8dc957/32.png) [@Realhoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Realhoops)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/20 "2003-01-04T02:36:33Z")
“ **People look at me and they see my brother. That’s the way things have gone since the murder of our father.** ” –Danny, American History X (in the thread Jello’s post comes _after_ Hastur’s post. When I preview my reply, Hastur’s post comes _after_ Jello’s post. This quote doesn’t really make sense if Hastur’s post comes _after_ Jello’s post…) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500.md?page=2)