# Quote Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 3, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500 "2003-01-03T21:43:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/221 "2003-01-17T23:43:59Z")

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“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” - Roy, _Tin Cup_

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/222 "2003-01-18T07:50:21Z")

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Personally, I never enjoy sex with someone I know.  
Bertha, _Toech Song Trilogy_

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/223 "2003-01-18T07:51:30Z")

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er, _Torch_

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**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/224 "2003-01-18T11:48:00Z")

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“Oh, stop it, both of you, stop it! You’re like boys with toys!”

- Natalya Siminova, “Goldeneye”

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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/225 "2003-01-18T14:21:08Z")

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“When you grow up, your heart dies.” - Allison, _The Breakfast Club_

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/226 "2003-01-18T20:25:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sejal\_Traurig \*  
> \*\*“When you grow up, your heart dies.” - Allison, _The Breakfast Club_ \*\*

“What heart?”

```
-Gabriel Byrne, "Miller's Crossing"
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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/227 "2003-01-18T21:54:25Z")

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“You really don’t care about anybody or anything except yourself, do you?” - Jane, _Leap of Faith_

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**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/228 "2003-01-18T22:12:47Z")

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“Independence is the only gauge of human virtue and value. What a man is and makes of himself; not what he has or hasn’t done for others.”

- Howard Roark, “The Fountainhead”

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/229 "2003-01-18T22:25:11Z")

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“Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise.” ~ Twister

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**Author:** ![Merejane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Merejane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merejane)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/230 "2003-01-18T22:32:32Z")

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“What rabbit?”  
-Cheshire Cat, “Alice in Wonderland”

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/231 "2003-01-18T22:37:33Z")

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“Let’s forget for the moment that you’re comPLETEly unhinged…” 10 Things I Hate About You

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**Author:** ![DarkVixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@DarkVixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkVixen)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/232 "2003-01-18T22:48:29Z")

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“I see dead people.” sixth sense

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**Author:** ![Merejane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Merejane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merejane)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/233 "2003-01-18T22:58:41Z")

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“Rule Number Three: I can’t bring people back from the dead. It’s not a pretty picture, and I don’t like doing it!”  
Genie, Aladdin

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**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/234 "2003-01-19T00:51:54Z")

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“But the plankton is dying.”

- Forrest Taft, “On Deadly Ground”

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**Author:** ![Merejane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Merejane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merejane)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/235 "2003-01-19T01:07:19Z")

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“That’s the great thing about plankton.”  
~Jimmy McGinty, “The Replacements”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/236 "2003-01-19T01:28:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Merejane \*  
> \*\*“That’s the great thing about plankton.”  
> ~Jimmy McGinty, “The Replacements” \*\*

"Well, where were we going to get forty-four tons of plankton from every morning? Your papa was dead vexed about that. They thought he was mad in the deli. "

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    -Eric Idle's mum, "Michael Ellis" episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus
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**Author:** ![Merejane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Merejane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merejane)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/237 "2003-01-19T03:26:26Z")

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“Don’t talk about my daddy!”

-Frank, “Sling Blade”

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/238 "2003-01-19T09:13:54Z")

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“If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he’d trade you in for a pet monkey.”  
Jack Taggert, _Fire Down Below_

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**Author:** ![Merejane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Merejane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merejane)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/239 "2003-01-19T15:30:46Z")

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“Stupid is as stupid does.”

-Forrest Gump.

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**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/240 "2003-01-19T19:47:11Z")

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“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep who could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?”

- Wanda, “A Fish Called Wanda”

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