# Quote Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500 "2003-01-03T21:43:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![chicken\_99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@chicken\_99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_99)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/241 "2003-01-19T21:01:34Z")
“You need people of intelligence on this mission… quest… thing” Pereguin Took, FOTR ---
**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/242 "2003-01-19T23:37:45Z")
“If you have education, intelligence, and ability, so much the better. But, remember that thousands have reached the top without any of these qualities.” The Book, “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/243 "2003-01-19T23:38:22Z")
“It was only a mission statement!” ~Jerry Maguire ---
**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/244 "2003-01-20T00:09:01Z")
“We’re on a mission from God.” - Elwood Blues, “The Blues Brothers” ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/245 "2003-01-20T01:45:39Z")
“Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.” - Otter, _Animal House_ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/246 "2003-01-20T04:12:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sejal\_Traurig \* > \*\*“Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.” - Otter, _Animal House_ \*\* “Cat juggling… Father, could there be a God who’d allow this to happen?” ``` -Navin R. Johnson, "The Jerk" ``` ---
**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/247 "2003-01-20T13:31:47Z")
“Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Look but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste! Taste, don’t swallow. Ahaha! And when you’re jumpin’ from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He’s laughin’ His sick, fuckin’ ass off. He’s a tight-ass! He’s a sadist! He’s an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER” - John Milton, “The Devil’s Advocate” ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/248 "2003-01-20T14:02:47Z")
“What do you believe in, then?” - Annie, _Bull Durham_ ---
**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/249 "2003-01-20T15:58:42Z")
“Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.” - Mr Miyagi, “The Karate Kid” ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/250 "2003-01-20T16:29:11Z")
“What the hell does that mean?” - Ernest Menville, _Death Becomes Her_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/251 "2003-01-20T16:39:02Z")
“It means you have to drive us to the Food King.” Otter, _Animal House_ ---
**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/252 "2003-01-20T16:49:52Z")
“Ahh, ninja pizza!” - Michaelangelo, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II” ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/253 "2003-01-20T17:04:18Z")
“A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?” Mary, _E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial_ ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/254 "2003-01-20T20:49:20Z")
“Until I forget my name or start drooling at the mouth, I’ll thank you to let me make my own decisions” - Hannah, _The Spitfire Grill_ ---
**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/255 "2003-01-21T02:07:40Z")
"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. " - Jareth, “The Labyrinth” ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/256 "2003-01-21T06:18:23Z")
“Oh, come on, you don’t think I’m gonna fall for that old trick?” Miss Scarlett, _Clue_ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/257 "2003-01-21T14:03:37Z")
“Is this a trick question?” - Venkman, _Ghostbusters_ ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/258 "2003-01-21T18:02:56Z")
“WHAT…is the capital of Assyria?” - The Bridgekeeper, _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/259 "2003-01-21T18:13:54Z")
“You never studied.” Ray Stantz, Ghostbusters (Man, GB is good for quotes, ain’t it?) ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/260 "2003-01-21T20:45:48Z")
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