# Quote Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500 "2003-01-03T21:43:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/261 "2003-01-22T00:17:54Z")
“You’re some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren’t you?” - Johnny Rico, _Starship Troopers_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/262 "2003-01-22T00:37:47Z")
“Yes.” Kafka, _Kafka_ ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Mama\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_K)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/263 "2003-01-22T03:38:48Z")
“There just something so illogical about being a smurf…” - _Donnie Darko_ ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/264 "2003-01-22T04:16:11Z")
“I suppose you’re about to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions?” - James T. Kirk, _Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/265 "2003-01-22T04:33:27Z")
“A tomato doesn’t have logic! A tomato can’t move!” George Fields, _Tootsie_ ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/266 "2003-01-22T12:36:57Z")
“Sausages, tomatoes, and nice crispy bacon.” ~Meriadoc Brandybuck, _LOTR: FOTR_ ---
**Author:** ![Duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@Duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duncan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/267 "2003-01-22T12:45:49Z")
“Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got enough sense to disregard its own faeces.” - Jules, _Pulp Fiction_ ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/268 "2003-01-22T13:42:33Z")
“Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in line!” - Timon, _The Lion King_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/269 "2003-01-22T15:08:47Z")
“Well, the line was so long I thought you were selling drugs.” Punk, _The Commitments_ ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/270 "2003-01-22T15:30:22Z")
“Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.” - Night Clerk, _Road Trip_ ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/271 "2003-01-22T17:27:05Z")
“I am gonna do something about those two stoner f\*cks I shoulda done a long time ago.” Randal Graves, **Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back** ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/272 "2003-01-22T20:02:35Z")
“Are you people all on drugs?” ``` -Mr. Hand, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" ``` ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/273 "2003-01-22T20:44:21Z")
“I have been sober for three years.” - Reggie, _The Client_ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/274 "2003-01-22T21:16:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sejal\_Traurig \* > \*\*“I have been sober for three years.” - Reggie, _The Client_ \*\* "Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. " -Henry, in “Barfly” ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/275 "2003-01-23T06:38:35Z")
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” Dean Vernon Wormer, _Animal House_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500.md?page=13)