# Quote Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500 "2003-01-03T21:43:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/81 "2003-01-06T23:56:06Z")
“The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don’t want to do.” Lou Mannheim, _Wall Street_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/82 "2003-01-07T19:48:12Z")
“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.” Eddie Felson, _The Color of Money_ ---
**Author:** ![Realhoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8dc957/32.png) [@Realhoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Realhoops)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/83 "2003-01-08T03:05:05Z")
“ **The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.** ” –Lester, Almost Famous ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/84 "2003-01-08T03:23:44Z")
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.” Jeff Spicoli, _Fast Times at Ridgemont High_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/85 "2003-01-08T22:41:49Z")
“I come here to tell you that these beach bums is bums.” Eric von Zipper, _Beach Blanket Bingo_ ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/86 "2003-01-09T00:10:43Z")
“What does he do nibble your bum?” Sir Robin Monty Python and the Holy Grail. ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/87 "2003-01-09T02:08:25Z")
“I am NOT a bum. I’m a JERK!” Navin Johnson, _The Jerk_ ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/88 "2003-01-09T02:13:35Z")
“Jerk off?! I don’t jerk off.” Lance Cashman, _Meatballs_ ---
**Author:** ![Realhoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8dc957/32.png) [@Realhoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Realhoops)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/89 "2003-01-09T02:29:42Z")
(Maybe you don’t, but, “ **look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day. It’s all downhill from here.** ” –Lester, American Beauty ---
**Author:** ![bobblehead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@bobblehead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobblehead)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/90 "2003-01-09T02:45:42Z")
I have nipples, Foucker. Can you milk me? You a pothead, Foucker? The dad in Meet the Parents ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/91 "2003-01-09T03:15:14Z")
“Uh, we’re, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.” General Buck Turgidson, _Dr. Strangelove_ _ **Please read the OP before posting. Relate to the preceding post.** _ ---
**Author:** ![bobblehead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@bobblehead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobblehead)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/92 "2003-01-09T03:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jehovah68 \* > \*\*“Uh, we’re, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.” > General Buck Turgidson, _Dr. Strangelove_ > _ **Please read the OP before posting. Relate to the preceding post.** _ \*\* “Right here on my ass, right after you kiss it!” Lloyd in Dumb & Dumber :rolleyes: **I feel so welcomed to this new message board - NOT** ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/93 "2003-01-09T04:42:10Z")
“If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it’s gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.” Tom Reagan, _Miller’s Crossing_ ---
**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/94 "2003-01-09T13:05:56Z")
“One million dollars” - Dr Evil, Austin Powers. ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/95 "2003-01-09T15:45:26Z")
“I’ll keep you in the right direction if I can, but that’s all. Just… follow the money.” Deep Throat, _All the President’s Men_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/96 "2003-01-10T05:53:26Z")
“Do NOT seek the treasure.” Pete Hogwallop, _O Brother, Where Art Thou?_ ---
**Author:** ![HBergeron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HBergeron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HBergeron)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/97 "2003-01-10T06:49:28Z")
“I wish somebody else had found that money.” - Jacob, _A Simple Plan_ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/98 "2003-01-10T13:42:43Z")
“Well what good is the money? Six months later, your dick drops off.” - Alan “Hippy” Carnes, _The Abyss_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/99 "2003-01-10T15:31:34Z")
“You can’t let Dick control your life!” Betsy Jobs, _Dick_ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/100 "2003-01-10T15:37:21Z")
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