# Quote Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500 "2003-01-03T21:43:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/101 "2003-01-10T16:04:28Z")
“After all, a woman’s charm is 50% illusion.” Blanche DuBois, _A Streetcar Named Desire_ ---
**Author:** ![Realhoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8dc957/32.png) [@Realhoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Realhoops)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/102 "2003-01-10T17:20:57Z")
“ **Ladies have never held any charm for me.** ” –Rett, Gone With the Wind ---
**Author:** ![Engywook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bc8723/32.png) [@Engywook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engywook)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/103 "2003-01-10T20:24:54Z")
“Non sequitur!” -Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/104 "2003-01-10T20:51:42Z")
“Now what we have here is a failure to communicate.” Captain, _Cool Hand Luke_ ---
**Author:** ![HBergeron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HBergeron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HBergeron)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/105 "2003-01-10T22:52:24Z")
“Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy wicked words with a witless worm!” - Gandalf, _LOTR: The Two Towers_ ---
**Author:** ![GreatPig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@GreatPig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreatPig)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/106 "2003-01-10T23:03:27Z")
“Are you talkin’ to me?” - Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/107 "2003-01-10T23:04:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HBergeron \* > \*\*“Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy wicked words with a witless worm!” - Gandalf, _LOTR: The Two Towers_ \*\* “You want to hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, your right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold hearted cynic like you. I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want to about me. I’m not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.” ``` -Del Griffith (John Candy) in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" ``` ---
**Author:** ![HBergeron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HBergeron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HBergeron)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/108 "2003-01-10T23:07:54Z")
“I felt like destroying something beautiful.” - Narrator, _Fight Club_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/109 "2003-01-10T23:39:50Z")
“I just hope it’s not some priceless antique or something.” The Girl, _The Seven Year Itch_ ---
**Author:** ![HBergeron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HBergeron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HBergeron)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/110 "2003-01-11T00:13:34Z")
“I’m trying to understand our world! I don’t deal with petty materialists like you!” - Maximillian Cohen, _Pi_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/111 "2003-01-11T03:30:19Z")
“The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works.” Gordon Gekko, _Wall Street_ ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/112 "2003-01-11T03:42:14Z")
“Control! Control! You must learn control!” Yoda-_The Empre Strikes Back_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/113 "2003-01-11T03:51:00Z")
“You must learn to control your impulses. They will be your undoing.” –Spock, _ST3_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/114 "2003-01-11T04:57:30Z")
“I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.” Isaac Davis, _Manhattan_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/115 "2003-01-11T06:20:17Z")
“You must be one of them deviated pre-verts.” –Keenan Wynn, _Dr. Strangelove_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/116 "2003-01-11T06:31:43Z")
“I’m not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turbo Man doll!” Howard Langston, _Jingle All the Way_ ---
**Author:** ![HBergeron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HBergeron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HBergeron)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/117 "2003-01-11T19:37:32Z")
“Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a pervert! Winston Churchill was full of sh\*t! Shakespeare’s French!” - David Kessler, _An American Werewolf in London_ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/118 "2003-01-11T20:09:08Z")
“Boy, what in _the_ hell are you talking about?” - Marvin Stanwyk, _Fletch_ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/119 "2003-01-11T21:15:23Z")
“What am I talkin’ about? I’m talkin’ about sex boy, what the hell you talkin’ about? I’m talkin’ about l’amour!” Glen, _Raising Arizona_ ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/120 "2003-01-11T21:25:32Z")
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