# Quote Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 3, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500 "2003-01-03T21:43:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/121 "2003-01-11T22:30:16Z")

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“For most people, Friday’s just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood 'll never be the same.”  
Craig Jones, _Friday_

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/122 "2003-01-11T22:45:04Z")

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“Thank God, it’s Friday!”  
Pep Streebeck, _Dragnet_

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**Author:** ![HBergeron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HBergeron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HBergeron)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/123 "2003-01-12T04:53:31Z")

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“That was **last** Friday.” - Matilda, _Zoolander_

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/124 "2003-01-12T08:13:33Z")

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Not bad enough it’s a Friday the 13th, but a full moon, too. We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there’s a full moon. It upsets people, makes 'em nuts.

~Tierney, Friday the 13th

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/125 "2003-01-12T09:26:19Z")

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“You don’t understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.”  
Larry Talbot _Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein_

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/126 "2003-01-12T13:08:25Z")

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“It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.”  
Tyler Durden, _Fight Club_

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/127 "2003-01-12T16:46:04Z")

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“Don’t say penis in this house!”  
Mrs Kovic, _Born on the Fourth of July_

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/128 "2003-01-12T17:13:17Z")

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“Now I want y’all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!”  
Miss Davis, _Varsity Blues_

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/129 "2003-01-12T17:19:18Z")

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“Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.”  
Joseph, _Kindergarten Cop_

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/130 "2003-01-12T17:31:04Z")

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No shit! Mr. Funderberk  
Timothy Dunphy, _Outside Providence_

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/131 "2003-01-12T20:03:09Z")

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“I don’t eat shit. It’s against my religion.”  
Tommy, _Blue in the Face_

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**Author:** ![penny\_dreadful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@penny\_dreadful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penny_dreadful)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/132 "2003-01-12T22:29:33Z")

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“And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion.”  
Lady DeWinter, _The Three Musketeers_

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/133 "2003-01-12T22:31:46Z")

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“I know shit from shinola.” ~Fire Walk With Me

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**Author:** ![HBergeron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HBergeron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HBergeron)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/134 "2003-01-13T02:32:28Z")

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“Don’t say shit like that to me. People can hear you.” - Patrick, _10 Things I Hate About You_

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/135 "2003-01-13T03:10:11Z")

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“That’s one of the theories, yeah.” Tom Hanks,\* The Burbs\*

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/136 "2003-01-13T06:05:36Z")

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“My theory is that everyone is a potential murderer.”  
Bruno Anthony, _Strangers on a Train_

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/137 "2003-01-13T14:38:27Z")

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“And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential.” - Ramirez, _Highlander_

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/138 "2003-01-13T16:22:38Z")

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“The total poential here must be nothing less than astronomical.”  
Doc Ostrow, _Forbidden Planet_

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**Author:** ![HBergeron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HBergeron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HBergeron)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/139 "2003-01-13T16:30:07Z")

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“Just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to French girls so they can sleep with them.” - Françoise, _The Beach_

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-game/146500/140 "2003-01-13T16:46:16Z")

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“Did it get you laid?”  
Budduskey, _The Last Detail_

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