# Quote one line from MPATHG. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 12, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978 "2008-04-12T01:15:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/21 "2008-04-12T02:39:31Z")
I fart in your general direction. ---
**Author:** ![Dahnlor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dahnlor/32/533_2.png) [@Dahnlor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dahnlor)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/22 "2008-04-12T03:05:35Z")
Blue! No, yelloAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/23 "2008-04-12T03:24:38Z")
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Doctor\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Who)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/24 "2008-04-12T03:27:16Z")
What are you going to do? Bleed on me? ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/25 "2008-04-12T03:30:26Z")
Message for you sir! ( a clip of that plays when I get a voice mail on my cell phone) ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/26 "2008-04-12T03:34:16Z")
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/27 "2008-04-12T03:46:01Z")
…he hasn’t got shit all over 'im! ---
**Author:** ![Intravenus\_De\_Milo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Intravenus\_De\_Milo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intravenus_De_Milo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/28 "2008-04-12T04:30:29Z")
> [@psycho bunny](#): > > What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? An African swallow or a European swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/29 "2008-04-12T05:42:44Z")
But father, I don’t want any of these - I want to sing! ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/30 "2008-04-12T05:43:58Z")
[QUOTE=Intravenus De Milo] An African swallow or a European swallow? [/QUOTE] Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Rosewater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mr.Rosewater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Rosewater)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/31 "2008-04-12T05:51:57Z")
She’s got HUGE…tracts of land. ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/32 "2008-04-12T08:19:47Z")
What manner of man are you, who can summon up fire without flint or tinder? (Damn you, **Bayard**!) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/33 "2008-04-12T08:29:42Z")
One . . . Two . . . Five! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/34 "2008-04-12T08:32:49Z")
It’s a silly place. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/35 "2008-04-12T08:33:09Z")
Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. ---
**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/36 "2008-04-12T10:16:11Z")
(singing) Brave Sir Robin ran away (/singing) ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/37 "2008-04-12T10:51:04Z")
And now on to scene 24. A smashing scene with some lovely acting… ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/38 "2008-04-12T10:53:15Z")
[QUOTE=kaylasdad99] One . . . Two . . . Five! [/QUOTE] Three Sir! ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/39 "2008-04-12T11:03:38Z")
Oh, go get a glass of water. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-one-line-from-mpathg/444978/40 "2008-04-12T14:28:09Z")
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