# \[quote\]Quotes are bugging the hell out of me\[/quote\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 28, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481 "2000-03-28T14:09:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![bedboy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@bedboy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy4)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/1 "2000-03-28T14:09:00Z")

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Enuff with the quotes, I see some people do like 10+ quotes in one post.

Its annoying, so stop it, sure its a nice feature, but please, lets not over do it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/2 "2000-03-28T14:15:00Z")

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a) Wrong forum;  
b) We’re old enough to decide for ourselves;  
c) Who are you to judge, with a grand total of 14 posts?

Time for another “I got off on the wrong 27 feet” thread.

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**Coldfire**  
_Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/3 "2000-03-28T14:19:00Z")

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And i’m supposed to take advice from someone who thinks _enuff_ is a word?

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/4 "2000-03-28T14:25:00Z")

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> Originally posted by bedboy4:  
> Enuff with the quotes, I see some people do like 10+ quotes in one post.
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> Its annoying, so stop it, sure its a nice feature, but please, lets not over do it.

What makes you think we’re going to listen to you? 😛

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“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/5 "2000-03-28T14:26:00Z")

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> Its annoying, so stop it, sure its a nice feature, but please, lets not over do it.

Wanna know what else is a nice feature? The apostrophe (’). Ever looked into it?

There’s something else, that’s annoying, it’s an over use of punctuation, particularly the comma, like in the quoted sentence.

But hey, thanks for the advice. The wisdom of your 14 posts shines like a beacon for us all.

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Battles are won in nuance.

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**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/6 "2000-03-28T14:27:00Z")

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> Originally posted by bedboy4:  
> **Enuff**

Spelled “Enough”

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> **with the quotes,**

I think you mean “Enough quotes” or “Enough of the quotes”

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> **I see**

Do you? I doubt it.

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> **some people**

Who? Come on, name names.

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> **do like**

Well, for example, I do like many things. I like candy apples, yes I do, and I do like the music of Gustav Mahler. But what does that have to do with anything?

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> **10+ quotes**

Can’t you get a real citation? How about: " **~FreakShow97~** posted a follow-up with 13 separate quotes in the [I Like Spam](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000103.html) thread.

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> **in one post.**

So what’s the maximum allowable number of quotes per post?

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> **Its**

It is. Or perhaps “It’s”

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> **annoying,**

Not to all of us.

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> **so stop it,**

I don’t think that’s going to happen.

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> **sure its a nice feature,**

See three notes above for “its.” More than a nice feature, quoting is a **God-given RIGHT!**

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> **but please,**

Say “pretty please with sugar on top.”

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> **lets**

Let us, or “Let’s.” Not good with apostrophes, are you?

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> **not over do it. 🙂**

I don’t think any of us here would **ever** overdo anything, would we?

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I’m your only friend  
I’m not your only friend  
But I’m a little glowing friend  
But really I’m not actually your friend  
But I am

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/7 "2000-03-28T14:33:00Z")

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ROFLMAO 😃

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/8 "2000-03-28T14:33:00Z")

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Says me:

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> Like Brithael, bedboy bites!

Then again, you may not catch that reference, newbie crotch-lick.

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Voted **Best Sport**  
And narrowly averted the despised moniker **Smiley Master**

Forward deployed until 18AUG00

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**Author:** ![bedboy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@bedboy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy4)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/9 "2000-03-28T15:34:00Z")

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you guys are goofs, is there something wrong with typing the way you speak, go fuck yourselves, snobby pricks, this will be my last post here

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/10 "2000-03-28T15:39:00Z")

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better a snobby prick then a nobby prick. Here’s a good reference: [Satan on Punctuation](http://www.brunching.com/features/feature-satanonpunctuation.html). Check it out.

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**Author:** ![bedboy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@bedboy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy4)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/11 "2000-03-28T15:48:00Z")

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my very last reply…you guys need to get a fucking life…its pathetic…especially you fucking pathetic lonely housewives, who think they are so witty when they beat up on a newbie poster…this is the worst bbs I’ve ever seen, and coldfire, you are not even funny in the least bit, and I’m pretty sure everyone will agree with me on that…since I’m gonna be banned any second…because I said some disparaging remarks to you oh so hip dopers, get a grip you fucking losers…ciao 🙂

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/12 "2000-03-28T15:53:00Z")

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> Originally posted by bedboy4:  
> **and coldfire, you are not even funny in the least bit, and I’m pretty sure everyone will agree with me on that…**

Well, not in _this_thread, no. I wasn’t trying to be funny, anyway.

Have a good one. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

**(Don’t reply, bedboy4! Resist the urge! You KNOW you can!)**

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**Coldfire**  
_Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/13 "2000-03-28T15:54:00Z")

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Bye.  
But just in case you do read again, did you really think it was wise to begin issuing advice in a place you have so little knowledge of? Just curious.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/14 "2000-03-28T15:54:00Z")

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What a loss. Not just for us, but for the whole concept of fighting ignorance.

You should know that old saying about the door and your ass.

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/15 "2000-03-28T16:03:00Z")

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> Originally posted by bedboy4:  
> especially you fucking pathetic lonely housewives

I’m at work idiot! Why wast time at home when I can get paid for it at work?

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> this is the worst bbs I’ve ever seen,

Been to many, have you?

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> and coldfire, you are not even funny in the least bit, and I’m pretty sure everyone will agree with me on that…

_I_ don’t agree!

Hey, don’t let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out! Splinters can be so hard to get out.

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Carpe Jugulum

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/16 "2000-03-28T16:56:00Z")

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**Da Ace** , that was fabulous!

Ding-Dong the witch is dead…La la la la!!!

I was wondering when he was going to leave. 😉

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/17 "2000-03-28T17:03:00Z")

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Wait, don’t we WANT the door to hit him on the way out? Don’t tell me yall are gettin’ all moral on me…

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/18 "2000-03-28T17:03:00Z")

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Call me skeptical, but I don’t believe bedboy49837947321214441455 is really gone. That was just way too easy. Still, that was nice work people.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/19 "2000-03-28T17:09:00Z")

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Yup, here it is at 10:16am today. A full 28 minutes after his very, very, very, very last and ultimately final post.  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006562.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006562.html)

bedboy3.14159265359, you are a liar.

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-quotes-are-bugging-the-hell-out-of-me-quote/15481/20 "2000-03-28T17:09:00Z")

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> is there something wrong with typing the way you speak,

No, but there’s something wrong with typing the way _you_ speak.

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> you guys need to get a fucking life

Well, judging from your posting style, there should definitely be a spare one lying around somewhere.

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> especially you fucking pathetic lonely housewives, who think they are so witty when they beat up on a newbie poster

No, what’s especially fucking pathetic is a lonely dumbass newbie poster who thinks they’ve been around the MB long enough to tell others how and what to post. Just becuase you suck up to Opal doesn’t give you carte blanche to prance around like the Posting Proctor and tell us we’re wearing out the quote feature.

You threw out an opinion bashing us, and expect us to drop to our knees in supplication. Blow it out your ear, newbie.

But, of course, you’re not reading this, are you? Damn. You’re gone. At least until bedboy5 shows up…

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Battles are won in nuance.

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