# Quote to me the last lie you told. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 2, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896 "2005-02-02T01:04:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/1 "2005-02-02T01:04:40Z")
“Yeah, I’ll pick up my glasses today.” ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/2 "2005-02-02T01:10:54Z")
Working hard, boss… ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/3 "2005-02-02T01:16:21Z")
I never lie. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/4 "2005-02-02T01:22:43Z")
“9 inches” ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/5 "2005-02-02T01:25:10Z")
“I forgive you, love you, and care about / for you as deeply as I ever did.” ---
**Author:** ![Adoptamom\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Adoptamom\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adoptamom_II)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/6 "2005-02-02T01:30:56Z")
“The checkbook balanced to the penny” to which Mr. Adoptamom fell out on the floor laughing because I consider it balanced when I’m within $100 of the last time I balanced it a year ago 😃 ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/7 "2005-02-02T01:42:58Z")
“Don’t worry, everyone passes the final exam”. (inside the thought bubble above my head - “Unless you’re a dumb as a bag of rocks, which unfortunately is the case with a few of you”) ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/8 "2005-02-02T01:43:51Z")
“Sorry detective, I don’t have any idea about who killed him.” ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/9 "2005-02-02T01:51:08Z")
“This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.” ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/10 "2005-02-02T01:51:19Z")
“What… body…?” ---
**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/11 "2005-02-02T01:56:38Z")
“It only took a couple of hours to fix” Sure, if “a couple” = “about twenty” ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/12 "2005-02-02T01:59:08Z")
“Baby, you know you’re the only one for me…” j/k Actually the last one was (wobbling) “Drinking? of course not. Not on a monday night!” ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/13 "2005-02-02T02:01:56Z")
“Please God, I promise I will believe in you and be a good girl if you just get me throught this.” ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/14 "2005-02-02T02:03:01Z")
“Of course not! I don’t mind at all” ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/15 "2005-02-02T02:07:34Z")
“Hello.” ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/16 "2005-02-02T02:31:29Z")
“My car goes 150mph.” It cuts out at 107. I was trying to illustrate a point though, not just lying for the fun of it. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/17 "2005-02-02T02:34:08Z")
“Good job, now you’re getting it.” ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/18 "2005-02-02T02:41:57Z")
“I’m sorry, she’s gone to bed.” ---
**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/19 "2005-02-02T02:42:15Z")
“Anyway, I’ve got to go and do those course readings.” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/20 "2005-02-02T02:44:13Z")
“I got stuck behind a fuel oil truck. There was no way to get around it.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896.md?page=2)