# Quote to me the last lie you told. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 2, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896 "2005-02-02T01:04:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/21 "2005-02-02T02:45:32Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > “I got stuck behind a fuel oil truck. There was no way to get around it.” Shoot – actually _that’s_ a lie – I said “heating oil truck.” ---
**Author:** ![ReuvenB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@ReuvenB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReuvenB)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/22 "2005-02-02T02:46:53Z")
“I tried to argue my case for the “electrons are fish” theory.” ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/23 "2005-02-02T03:21:46Z")
I don’t know Officer, she just died… ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/24 "2005-02-02T03:32:28Z")
“I’m doing just fine.” ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/25 "2005-02-02T03:33:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Quote to me the last lie you told. But I haven’t told my last lie yet … ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/26 "2005-02-02T03:36:18Z")
“THIS thread looks interesting.” ---
**Author:** ![Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonzo_John_Blitz)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/27 "2005-02-02T04:03:14Z")
Me to the Walt Disney Company: “I really appreciate your input.” ---
**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/28 "2005-02-02T04:37:20Z")
I’ll get it done before I leave work for the day. Of course, that was before I got hijacked on 2 ‘critical situations’ and one ‘gotta give a presentation to the Big Bossman’. By the time that was over, I said the hell with it and went home. But I’ll get to it tomorrow, I swear. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/29 "2005-02-02T04:41:55Z")
I love you. ---
**Author:** ![bob\_loblaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@bob\_loblaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_loblaw)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/30 "2005-02-02T04:45:27Z")
i can’t talk now, i’m busy doing homework. i’ll call you tomorrow. that was three lies at once. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/31 "2005-02-02T04:56:42Z")
I always lie. ---
**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/32 "2005-02-02T04:58:16Z")
“Nice call.” ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/33 "2005-02-02T05:17:39Z")
“The Steelers are going to the superbowl” bwaa haa haa! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/34 "2005-02-02T05:30:29Z")
I’ll do it first thing in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/35 "2005-02-02T05:44:18Z")
“Naw, I’m perfectly OK to drive.” ---
**Author:** ![VampyChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5daacb/32.png) [@VampyChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VampyChick)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/36 "2005-02-02T05:46:59Z")
“Actually, I have somewhere to be right now.” ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/37 "2005-02-02T05:47:31Z")
No, those jean do not make your butt look big… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/38 "2005-02-02T05:52:37Z")
I’m going out for just the one. ---
**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/39 "2005-02-02T11:41:23Z")
It’s always a pleasure to see you. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/40 "2005-02-02T11:43:59Z")
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