# Quote to me the last lie you told. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 2, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896 "2005-02-02T01:04:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/41 "2005-02-02T12:31:12Z")
I’m fine… ---
**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/42 "2005-02-02T13:48:56Z")
(a lie to myself) oh my throbbing head… gawd, I’m never drinking again… ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/43 "2005-02-02T13:53:57Z")
“I’m sorry.” ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/44 "2005-02-02T13:55:39Z")
“I’m lying.” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/45 "2005-02-02T14:06:39Z")
“No, Officer, her lack of pubic hair did not tip me off.” ---
**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/46 "2005-02-02T15:45:24Z")
“Oh yeah, that ad looks as good as if I had designed it.” ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/47 "2005-02-02T17:02:46Z")
Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/48 "2005-02-02T17:09:00Z")
Wow…mine came while I was in the middle of reading this thread. _“Sorry Eric, I have no idea how you would do that. Try someone in tech”._ Translation: “Sorry Dickweed, I’m to busy surfing the Dope to teach a semi-literate like you how to do this. Try to sucker someone in tech into helping your dumb ass”. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/49 "2005-02-02T17:14:45Z")
> [@Flamsterette\_X](#): > > “I forgive you, love you, and care about / for you as deeply as I ever did.” Ouch. 😃 For me, it’s “Yeah, I went to the doctor. He gave me some painkillers for the first few days.” ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/50 "2005-02-02T17:25:32Z")
😛 **I’ve never told a lie.** ---
**Author:** ![MsPrufrock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@MsPrufrock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsPrufrock)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/51 "2005-02-02T17:30:46Z")
“I completely understand.” ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/52 "2005-02-02T17:47:00Z")
“There’s no chance of that happening. I had a vasectomy last year.” ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/53 "2005-02-02T17:57:31Z")
“I’m sorry, I can’t help you with that, I’ll have to have a tech give you a call back.” ---
**Author:** ![pontia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@pontia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pontia)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/54 "2005-02-02T18:13:28Z")
“Oh yes baby…that feels good.” :o ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/55 "2005-02-02T18:36:59Z")
Yeah, I knew that was today. ---
**Author:** ![Reno\_Nevada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Reno\_Nevada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reno_Nevada)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/56 "2005-02-02T20:51:09Z")
I believe all of you. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/57 "2005-02-02T20:54:34Z")
“I’m sorry. I completely forgot.” A two-fer! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/58 "2005-02-02T22:42:22Z")
Fine thanks, how you doing? ---
**Author:** ![Spudo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/59 "2005-02-03T00:44:54Z")
Yeah, being sick sucks. I hope you get better soon. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896/60 "2005-02-03T03:03:13Z")
“Oh, no, I was just going to have coffee with a friend, and I would have cancelled it if you’d needed me to.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quote-to-me-the-last-lie-you-told/287896.md?page=4)